To finish out my unintentional few days of featuring black people on TBY, here's what I found when I just typed "worst commercial" into the YouTube.
What caught my eye? You guessed it. Black people.
It's some black ladies dancing to a commercial for Montgomery Mini Mall.
You gotta give the main lady credit. She's got one secure belt.
ReplyDeleteWith all that moving and bending I was waiting for some crack action.
At :28 someone made that woman even wider. Blows my mind.
ReplyDeleteIts just like a mini mall.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Why is the one in the middle the center of attention? The the fattest one of them all, and i swear thats a G-string i see popping out. oh baby, she should be on 'G-String Divas'!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, let me roll up my sleeves and get down to the business of giving this epic work a proper reviw:
ReplyDeleteFirst, the running length is a bit long, but I’ll overlook that since it IS the director’s cut, with the 30 second commercial spot being just a bit too short for most people’s taste. What is also lacking is a commentary track, but I’m hoping that the special edition 2010 DVD release will correct that obvious flaw, as I am always interested in the director’s explanation of his work. Getting down to the actual film itself, it brings to mind hints of Koyaanisqatsi, directed by Godfrey Reggio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koyaanisqatsi). Of course the Koyaanisqatsi soundtrack by Philip Glass does not hold up nearly as well as the mini mall soundtrack, and it is this thematic element that catapults the Montgomery Mini Mall film into a league with the truly great short films of the past fifty years.
Dr Zibbs, I really appreciate that you have once again unearthed a real cinematic treasure and I can only hope that the National Film Preservation Society bumps this film to the top of their preservation list, as it would be a crime against humanity to lose such a gem.
WestChesterdead - thanks for the review of this very important piece of art.
ReplyDeleteI am scared. If the lady with the jeans and the lady with the black pants ever bumped asses hard enough, the gravity might result in a binary star forming.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this Montgomery Mini Mall? I must find it.
ReplyDeleteVK. It's in the one woman's ass. Good luck
ReplyDeleteOh. Look at that.
ReplyDeleteI just vomited.
Moooooog35 - yeah right. I know she's your type.
ReplyDeleteThis is a hot mess.
ReplyDeleteYo Yak - We will never be able to get it up again after witnessing this hog ho down! -The Douglas Drive Dart Boyz
ReplyDeleteD Drive Dart Boyz - shouldn't you be soaking your asses after your long weekend together?
ReplyDeleteWow, I wasn't ready for that jelly. :)
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