Crescent Mummy Dogs. Uhh..Nice Try. Halloween Hell.
So I'm flipping through the coupon section of the paper this morning and I see the picture for Crescent Mummy Dogs. You can make them using hot dogs and Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. Here's the picture:
Kind of cute but a bit disturbing on so many levels.
So I'm looking for an image online for the Crescent Mummy Dogs and it seems that a blogger ATTEMPTED to make them.
I hope you're sitting down for this. Here's how they turned out:
WHAT THE HELL? Jesus Christ! Did they get in a fight with a rival crescent mummy gang?
And the funny thing is that the person shows the picture and posts the recipe but they don't say, "OK, this is really not how they're supposed to turn out" or "So my son looked at them, started crying and said 'This is not what the Mummy Dogs are supposed to look like..they're..they're.. DEFORMED!'"
I mean..come on. Just look at them.
25 comments:
They look a bit like the sausage roll Taliban.
Mr London Street - HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
GOOD ONE!
Mr Lond Street. That was EXACTLY what I was just about to post. Damn, you beat me to it!
Use link sausages and crescent rolls- pigs in a blanket!
They look like the type that would suicide bomb the bratwurst or sausage links in your fridge, just because they are different
Those look like gangsta dogs. Add some gold chains to them and voila!
Yeah. I think the one 2nd from the right is the real troublemaker. Just look at him.
They look like a bunch of thugs to me. Except the one with "stomach flab".
Diane - you mean Timmy? Yeah. That one I think is Timmy.
Oh dear! The second set of mummys are not smiling & it's easy to guess why.
Mr. London killed with that line but you officially killed my favorite little app...the pigs in blanket. thanks!
Waltsense.com - welcome to my blog.
Maybe they're just fresher mummies. You know, just a little plump because they haven't had a chance to wither up much yet.
That is pure mummyawesomeness right there man.
RED ROCKET!!!
j.
Tattytiara - you're too kind. I think they're just mutants.
...and one more thing. Look at the one in middle. I think that one is a hostage.
Go ahead. Look.
Looks like there was some trouble at the spa.
I heart these. And want to eat them.
The second from the left looks like he's rather happy to be here.
I looked at the one in the middle, and I'm convinced it's a baby.
Looks like the Sharks and the Jets had a rumble in the oven.
Alternative view: mummies are inherently kind of deformed and are at their best when their bandages kind of trail off, wildly...
Great idea to make !!
Taliban and Bin Laden rolls (you can add 'sauerkraut' to make the beard)
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It's like you made Taliban wrapped in blankets.
That is some funny stuff. My Witch Finger cookies turned out just as bad :(
Kimmie - the one's that were in the lunch box? They looked pretty good.
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