Sunday, October 25, 2009

Crescent Mummy Dogs. Uhh..Nice Try. Halloween Hell.

So I'm flipping through the coupon section of the paper this morning and I see the picture for Crescent Mummy Dogs. You can make them using hot dogs and Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. Here's the picture:




Kind of cute but a bit disturbing on so many levels.

So I'm looking for an image online for the Crescent Mummy Dogs and it seems that a blogger ATTEMPTED to make them.

I hope you're sitting down for this. Here's how they turned out:


WHAT THE HELL? Jesus Christ! Did they get in a fight with a rival crescent mummy gang?

And the funny thing is that the person shows the picture and posts the recipe but they don't say, "OK, this is really not how they're supposed to turn out" or "So my son looked at them, started crying and said 'This is not what the Mummy Dogs are supposed to look like..they're..they're.. DEFORMED!'"

I mean..come on. Just look at them.
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25 comments:

  1. Mr London StreetOctober 25, 2009 at 11:32:00 AM EDT

    They look a bit like the sausage roll Taliban.

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  2. Dr ZibbsOctober 25, 2009 at 11:34:00 AM EDT

    Mr London Street - HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    GOOD ONE!

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  3. je_suis_hannahOctober 25, 2009 at 11:35:00 AM EDT

    Mr Lond Street. That was EXACTLY what I was just about to post. Damn, you beat me to it!

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  4. buffalodickOctober 25, 2009 at 11:40:00 AM EDT

    Use link sausages and crescent rolls- pigs in a blanket!

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  5. ChemgeekOctober 25, 2009 at 12:30:00 PM EDT

    They look like the type that would suicide bomb the bratwurst or sausage links in your fridge, just because they are different

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  6. AnonymousOctober 25, 2009 at 12:42:00 PM EDT

    Those look like gangsta dogs. Add some gold chains to them and voila!

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  7. Dr ZibbsOctober 25, 2009 at 12:47:00 PM EDT

    Yeah. I think the one 2nd from the right is the real troublemaker. Just look at him.

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  8. dianeOctober 25, 2009 at 1:26:00 PM EDT

    They look like a bunch of thugs to me. Except the one with "stomach flab".

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  9. Dr ZibbsOctober 25, 2009 at 1:45:00 PM EDT

    Diane - you mean Timmy? Yeah. That one I think is Timmy.

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  10. KristenOctober 25, 2009 at 1:53:00 PM EDT

    Oh dear! The second set of mummys are not smiling & it's easy to guess why.

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  11. Waltsense.comOctober 25, 2009 at 3:03:00 PM EDT

    Mr. London killed with that line but you officially killed my favorite little app...the pigs in blanket. thanks!

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  12. Dr ZibbsOctober 25, 2009 at 3:59:00 PM EDT

    Waltsense.com - welcome to my blog.

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  13. tattytiaraOctober 25, 2009 at 6:01:00 PM EDT

    Maybe they're just fresher mummies. You know, just a little plump because they haven't had a chance to wither up much yet.

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  14. CowguyOctober 25, 2009 at 6:29:00 PM EDT

    That is pure mummyawesomeness right there man.

    RED ROCKET!!!

    j.

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  15. Dr ZibbsOctober 25, 2009 at 7:56:00 PM EDT

    Tattytiara - you're too kind. I think they're just mutants.

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  16. Dr ZibbsOctober 25, 2009 at 7:59:00 PM EDT

    ...and one more thing. Look at the one in middle. I think that one is a hostage.

    Go ahead. Look.

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  17. Son of a ThomasOctober 25, 2009 at 8:29:00 PM EDT

    Looks like there was some trouble at the spa.

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  18. WendyBOctober 25, 2009 at 10:19:00 PM EDT

    I heart these. And want to eat them.

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  19. Frank IrwinOctober 26, 2009 at 12:14:00 AM EDT

    The second from the left looks like he's rather happy to be here.

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  20. dianeOctober 26, 2009 at 12:18:00 AM EDT

    I looked at the one in the middle, and I'm convinced it's a baby.

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  21. JocelynOctober 26, 2009 at 1:58:00 AM EDT

    Looks like the Sharks and the Jets had a rumble in the oven.

    Alternative view: mummies are inherently kind of deformed and are at their best when their bandages kind of trail off, wildly...

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  22. DominicaOctober 26, 2009 at 6:48:00 AM EDT

    Great idea to make !!
    Taliban and Bin Laden rolls (you can add 'sauerkraut' to make the beard)
    ...

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  23. Moooooog35October 26, 2009 at 8:45:00 AM EDT

    It's like you made Taliban wrapped in blankets.

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  24. AnonymousOctober 26, 2009 at 11:35:00 AM EDT

    That is some funny stuff. My Witch Finger cookies turned out just as bad :(

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  25. Dr ZibbsOctober 26, 2009 at 2:59:00 PM EDT

    Kimmie - the one's that were in the lunch box? They looked pretty good.

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