Wednesday, November 18, 2009

1980. Compound W and Warts Commercial. Caln PA. Warty Ass Mother F'ers!

I've got a confession. When I was 8, I had two warts on my knee for a few months. It must have been a fluke because..I mean..ME..with warts?

I have no idea how I got the warts. Probably some freaky ass dirty wart kid leaned against me. Who knows? I do remember being in a JC Penney one time and some wart looking kid was looking at me and my have brushed against me. He was probably from the wart district of Chester County: Caln. Nobody knows how they're caused really.

Well maybe YOU do. Because you had a wart problem. Didn't you? Don't lie Warty.

Lets take a look at this wart commercial from 1980. Does it bring back memories of your wart days? Yeah. It does.

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16 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsNovember 18, 2009 at 9:03:00 PM EST

    Wart.

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  2. Dr ZibbsNovember 18, 2009 at 10:28:00 PM EST

    ...and not to be a perv but is the wart girl wearing a bra, not wearing a bra or wearing an ill-fitted bra?

    Whatever it is, somethings going on there.

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  3. Leigh Hutchens BurchNovember 18, 2009 at 11:45:00 PM EST

    Maybe she has chesty warts.

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  4. dianeNovember 19, 2009 at 1:09:00 AM EST

    Anything I was going to say died with Amber's comment, I don't have anything better than that.

    word ver. amboy ahem, am not

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  5. The JulesNovember 19, 2009 at 6:18:00 AM EST

    I think she gave me warts.

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  6. Moooooog35November 19, 2009 at 7:53:00 AM EST

    I knew it.

    YOU'RE A WITCH!

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  7. Dr ZibbsNovember 19, 2009 at 8:10:00 AM EST

    hahaha chesty warts.

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  8. J. HiNovember 19, 2009 at 8:32:00 AM EST

    Eeeewwww, you had warts. Eeeewwww!

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  9. Candy's daily DandyNovember 19, 2009 at 8:41:00 AM EST

    "Probably some freaky ass dirty wart kid leaned against me."......you see it's stuff like this that makes you legendary.

    Game on over at my place. Check it out. Are you in???

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  10. JenJenNovember 19, 2009 at 9:41:00 AM EST

    Totally. Over. You.

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  11. PaticusNovember 19, 2009 at 11:13:00 AM EST

    Warts ? What ? I never had warts ? Not me . Nope. I didn't. Not me . Never. I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
    but, man, that Compund W stings....Um, or so I have heard. Not that I would know, but I think taht once someoen I knew in Canada had warts. You wouldn't know her, she's from Canada.

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  12. Dr ZibbsNovember 19, 2009 at 12:01:00 PM EST

    Paticus - I never had warts either. I made that story up so I could connect more to the commoners.

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  13. Dr ZibbsNovember 19, 2009 at 12:03:00 PM EST

    ..and look at the commercial at the cery end of this one. I'll bet you $10 bucks that the man just shook the lady's hand so he could pass on some dirty stinkin' warts to her.

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  14. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 3:30:00 PM EST

    And here all along I thought warts came from kissing frogs. Hey, you gotta suffer a little to get to the prince. And then, sometimes, that prince has warts.

    Ho hum, such as life.

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  15. Conquer The MonkeyNovember 19, 2009 at 7:47:00 PM EST

    holy crap, you don't see wart commercials anymore, or do you? have i blocked them out?!?!!?

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  16. Dr ZibbsNovember 19, 2009 at 9:30:00 PM EST

    That's true C the Monkey. I haven't seen a wart commercial in ages.

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