Monday, November 30, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: David Hasselhoff In Hospital. Jump In My Car.




It's true! David Hasselhoff is in the hospital. Read the story here.

And I'm going to have to go against his order of not "hassling the Hoff" because it's at a time like this that he needs us. All of us. I'm asking everyone to surround the hospital where he is and sing "Jump In My Car". Like you mean.

If you don't know the words, watch the video here, write down the lyrics and meet me there!

Gotta go!
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22 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 12:13:00 PM EST

    P.S. If you're going to bring alcohol or fast food, make sure you leave it in your car. If he comes to the window and sees it things could get ugly.

    Thanks for caring.

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  2. CameronNovember 30, 2009 at 12:20:00 PM EST

    You know what the world needs?

    An old, saggy, rusty broken down version of KITT.

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  3. KristenNovember 30, 2009 at 12:21:00 PM EST

    I was going to say, that's a nice video and all, but nothing compares to seeing him try to eat a hamburger in the bathtub. Get well soon, Hoff.

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  4. KristenNovember 30, 2009 at 12:24:00 PM EST

    Or maybe it wasn't a bathtub in that video. But I'm sure that happened at some other point.

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  5. ChesterCo_PANovember 30, 2009 at 12:30:00 PM EST

    I'm wondering if the Sharpeis are a metaphor for something. I'm so terribly disturbed not only by this picture, but by the fact you have it in your possession. *shutters*

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  6. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 12:33:00 PM EST

    Cameron - Dots a Good Von

    Kristen - I could never figure out if it was bathtub either.

    ChesterCo_Pa - Don't lie. You have the poster.

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  7. westchesterdeadNovember 30, 2009 at 12:50:00 PM EST

    ChesterCo_Pa said what I had planned to say. Enough said.

    *throws away Hasselhoff poster while no one is looking*

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  8. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 1:03:00 PM EST

    Westchesterdead - If you throw it away make sure it's at the bottom of your trash because if not the trashmen will think it's a mistake and will return it to you.

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  9. Moooooog35November 30, 2009 at 1:19:00 PM EST

    Sshhh...

    If you listen closely, you can hear the Pope weeping.

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  10. dianeNovember 30, 2009 at 1:22:00 PM EST

    I can't think of anything to say that's funnier than that poster.

    Get well soon DH.

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  11. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 1:54:00 PM EST

    That poster is pretty good. I'd like to mee the people that bought it.

    I mean person.

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  12. Trooper ThornNovember 30, 2009 at 2:21:00 PM EST

    Can we Hoff the Hassle?

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  13. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 2:40:00 PM EST

    Trooper Thorn - in every State except Nebraska.

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  14. FunnyGal KATNovember 30, 2009 at 3:19:00 PM EST

    That photo is disturbing. I feel so bad for that hairy, wrinkly guy (and also the dogs!)

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  15. SkylersDadNovember 30, 2009 at 3:27:00 PM EST

    I was the voice of KITT, really... True story...

    Please believe me!

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  16. JenJenNovember 30, 2009 at 5:02:00 PM EST

    I'm already drinking.

    Not sure if this related content or not.

    my word ver:
    flutards

    AWESOME

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  17. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 6:36:00 PM EST

    JenJen - "Flutards???? I love that word.

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  18. Son of a ThomasNovember 30, 2009 at 8:34:00 PM EST

    He was invited to some ceremony for the anniversary of the take down of the Berlin wall.

    He drunkinly(?) tried to "convince" the people in attendance that he was NOT responsible for the wall coming down.

    Crap I can't spell.

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  19. WendyBNovember 30, 2009 at 9:15:00 PM EST

    His liver is screaming for mercy.

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  20. Dr ZibbsNovember 30, 2009 at 9:15:00 PM EST

    Son of A - Hahahaha. I have NO idea what you're talking about but I'm laughing anyway.

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  21. DominicaDecember 6, 2009 at 3:20:00 AM EST

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  22. DominicaDecember 6, 2009 at 3:21:00 AM EST

    @Diane
    I can .... but I'm not going to :-)
    Get well soon and are you taking care of that car meanwhile Dr ??

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