I haven't used Ebay in over a year. I used to use it all the time. I'd sell and buy things. I was obsessed with buying AND selling things. You know..stuff.
And how does that obsession go away? For some reason tonight I was thinking about my favorite t-shirt ever. It was a Dewers Scotch shirt. It simply said, "DEWARS" on the front in big black letters. The shirt was a washed out watermellony/red color. And it was one of those distressed shirts. And it was this really soft cotton.
I liked it so much that when it ripped I went on Ebay and bought another one.
Sadly I just went on Ebay and there isn't one available right now.
I guess what I'm trying say is *walks to window and pretends that's he's looking out at this one tree* I'm trying to say that if someone wants to keep a look out on this shirt then buy it for me then...Well, you're OK in my book.
Watermellony red is pink. And I could never buy YOU a pink shirt. You're too manly for that.
ReplyDeleteReal Live Lez - It really wasn't pink. My description is terrible.
ReplyDeleteWell, once you find and buy it for me you'll see it's color.
I could try to make you one. I have a big fat Sharpie marker and some shirts I don't need.
ReplyDeleteChemgeek - please send prototypes.
ReplyDeleteMy moms would totally find it for you and buy it.
ReplyDeleteShe's mad talented like that
Keep lookin' at that one tree, dude.
ReplyDeleteFuck yes. Moog's been trying to get people to buy his shirts for a while.
ReplyDeleteWAIT A GODDAMN SECOND!
Swap!!
I don't want a Moog shirt. I want my Dewars shirt.
ReplyDelete*kicks chair then goes back to looking at that tree*
Missing reading your blog brought me back.
ReplyDeleteAw honey don't pout.
ReplyDeletePhat Mama! Where have you been?
ReplyDeleteJenJen - oh it's just you..
Just kidding. You know i love ye'
...you see, it's just that Phat Mama used to come to this blog all the time but then she disappeared.
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