Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Larry vs The Situation. Bigger Douchebag? Jersey Shore.

So who do you think is more of a douchbag?

Old school Larry from Three's Company?



Or "The Situation" from The Jersey Shore?



I think I know the answer. It's "The Situation" isn't it? So what would you ladies do if he approached you in a bar? Would you fall for his charms?

And who the hell dates someone like him anyway?
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31 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:19:00 PM EST

    He is a total douche. If he walked up to me in a bar I would laugh. Then walk away. First of all, I'm not convinced he's straight. That show is a trainwreck, yet I can't take my eyes off of it. It's a guaranteed hour of laughs every week!

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  2. Dr ZibbsJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:21:00 PM EST

    Alice, I've only seen it twice but now I'm hooked?

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  3. Darius WhiteplumeJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:45:00 PM EST

    Larry definitely loses. Not even Larry mixed with a generous helping of Ralph Malph could out-douche this guy.

    Now, Scott Baio, on the other hand...

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  4. Verdant EarlJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:54:00 PM EST

    Larry was misunderstood.

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  5. GwenJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:55:00 PM EST

    In an effort to maintain my current IQ I have not seen Jersey Shore. But knowing that Larry was actually a softie under all his macho ladies-man crap, I suspect the Jersey Shore douchebag is douchier. I'd still do him, though, as long as he kept his mouth shut.

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  6. shrink on the couchJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:03:00 PM EST

    Haven't seen the show but I do know it has made being a Jerseyite living in Texas a helluva lot harder. I used to be able to mention my summers at the shore with confidence. No more.

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  7. Tony AlvaJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:05:00 PM EST

    Have you ever seen Larry from Three's Company and Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants in the same room without that strange line in the middle of the screen? I think not...

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  8. IrenelikewhoaJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:10:00 PM EST

    The situation looks like Charlie from All Dogs Go To Heaven.

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  9. GageJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:16:00 PM EST

    I'd go with Larry...at least you could take him to a swinger's party and trade him off...

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  10. GageJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:19:00 PM EST

    oh and P.S. I've never seen this show but "The Situation"? Really? You call yourself that?

    All I would say is get your greasy ass away from me right now or in about 30 seconds the situation is going to be you with pepper spray in the eyes...

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  11. PeggyJanuary 12, 2010 at 4:14:00 PM EST

    If I bumped into the situation at the Regal Beagle I would puke and flee.

    Wonder how old Larry's lookin these days?

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  12. JenJenJanuary 12, 2010 at 5:11:00 PM EST

    Is he pointing at his navel?
    Like..."my pecker could fit in this hole, with a lil room to groove" pointing?

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  13. ScopeJanuary 12, 2010 at 8:46:00 PM EST

    Anyone who nicknames (himself?) "The Situation" is a huge douche. Can't say I've ever seen the show, but caught him on Leno last night.

    SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.

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  14. Caffeine CourtJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:37:00 PM EST

    Maybe, if he promised to put a bag over his head and remain silent throughout our encounter.

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  15. Caffeine CourtJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:38:00 PM EST

    I was talking about "The Situation" not Larry. I wouldn't do Larry under any circumstances.

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  16. Son of a ThomasJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:53:00 PM EST

    I was going to start calling myself "The Situation".

    (Damn)

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  17. Moooooog35January 13, 2010 at 7:43:00 AM EST

    I just want his nickname.

    "Hey dickwad" is getting a little old.

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  18. Mrs. HallJanuary 13, 2010 at 9:41:00 AM EST

    i don't even know where to begin with this craziness. If I were to meet the shituation in real life I'd be all like, "put a goddamn shirt on before you turn me gay!"

    gaah!!

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  19. Dr ZibbsJanuary 13, 2010 at 1:43:00 PM EST

    Gwen - you would too.

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  20. DebbieJanuary 13, 2010 at 4:46:00 PM EST

    I've never even seen that show so I certainly can't comment on that. But, Larry was pretty bad in a slimy sort of way.

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  21. Candy's daily DandyJanuary 14, 2010 at 11:28:00 AM EST

    Anyone from New Jersey named "The Situation" is undoubtedly a douchebag.

    Hands down.

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  22. dianeJanuary 14, 2010 at 12:11:00 PM EST

    Has the world gone crazy? At least Larry was slimy in a kind of innocent way (if that makes any sense). I can barely stand to catch a glimpse of anything on t.v. these days.

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  23. Dr ZibbsJanuary 14, 2010 at 12:18:00 PM EST

    Diane - no. You HAVE to torture youself and watch the Jersey Shore.

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2010 at 4:31:00 PM EST

    I watched it 1x, that was enough for me. If I ran into The situation at a bar I would non chalantly put my foot out and trip him.

    #1

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  25. Dr ZibbsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:54:00 PM EST

    Hey #1 Wassss Up?

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  26. CoraJanuary 16, 2010 at 11:41:00 AM EST

    Pffft! The Situation? Yep, only a true douchebag would name themself something like that.

    And pointing at his own abs like that is repulsive too. He's like Gaston come to life.

    This guy makes me cringe. BLAHHHHH!

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  27. KimberlyJanuary 19, 2010 at 10:41:00 AM EST

    Love, love, love the Jersey Shore!Yes, the Situation is a douche but like all train wrecks I have to watch.

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  28. UnknownJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:32:00 PM EST

    Larry Dalls is the man. Situation is a sham. http://thesexyarmpit.blogspot.com/2010/01/nj-t-shirt-tuesday-34-situation-from.html

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  29. well read hostessMay 7, 2010 at 8:50:00 PM EDT

    The question is moot, because I wouldn't be caught dead in a bar that that fucktard would ever be in.

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  30. Justin from NashvilleJune 9, 2010 at 10:52:00 PM EDT

    "the situation" what a fucking worthless fuck! It's sad he breaths the same air I do! Why the FUCK did CMT ask him and his dumb whore to present tonight!

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  31. Rick JamesNovember 1, 2010 at 2:25:00 AM EDT

    If I see The Situation, I'd shake his hands and take a photo with him. Post it on my facebook profile.

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