So what does 2010 hold? Other than the Pope and David Blaine nobody really knows. I will now make some celebrity predictions that I've put zero thought into.
But they'll be here as a record so if any of the things do happen you guys will be forced to call me "Magic Man". Just like in the Heart song.
Do you have any predictions? Put them in the comments section and see if they come magically true. OK. Here we go:
- Tom Cruise or John Travolta will announce that they're gay.
- One of The Rolling Stones will die.
- A major sitcom star will be accused of stalking another star.
- A major celeb will fall out of a window and die.
- A huge fight will break out on a major late night talk show.
- A second rate star will commit suicide after blogging or Tweeting about it.
- Someone will "whip it out" or "whip them put" during an TV awards show.
- A star will be assaulted while eating in a restaurant.
- A country star will be caught on tape saying something racist.
- Richard Simmons will enthusiastically run onto a talk show.
Go ahead, what do YOU think will happen this year.
..and I may add some more as I think of them and it DOES count.
ReplyDeleteActually, your predictions sound about right.
ReplyDeleteA few others:
Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton will kiss and make up. Literally. On a sex tape.
A new social networking site we have yet to hear about will come out. We will become addicted to it and forget Twitter existed.
Healthcare reform will pass... ok j/k
Andy - Hopefully the new social networking site will be the one that I "invented" a few posts ago.
ReplyDeleteMy celebrity prediction is that 100% of Dr Zibbs' predictions will come true.
ReplyDeleteExcept maybe the richard simmons thing. That sounds a bit far fetched.
Jerry Springer will have an 'All White-Trash Week.'
ReplyDeleteThere will be no announcement of this in advance.
I'll be on Springer March 2 through 9th!
ReplyDeleteThank ya very much.
David Blaine and the Pope will open a head shop in California and call it Holy Sh*t.
ReplyDeleteTravolta and/or Cruise will have to denounce Scientology before they can come out. Because Scientology, ya know, can cure that.
ReplyDeleteScandinavian countries will win all three medals in Nordic Combined at teh Vancouver Olympics but no one will care.
ReplyDeleteCOPE out! Those happen every year... except for the first one.
ReplyDeleteOkay well I want to say that a movie will come out about a mysterious Yak that is of the color BLUE and make millions off the THAT BLUE YAK google hits?
I'm not thinking the coming out as gay thing will happen. But, I would certainly believe it if it did!
ReplyDeleteDiane - I have no idea why that comment made me crack up when I read it on my BB but it did.
ReplyDeleteThere will be a soccer tournament in South Africa.
ReplyDeleteI will be in the first hundred people in the queue to dance on Thatcher's grave. I will dance elegantly and in time to the music.
The Large Hadron Collider will continue to prove nothing, or if it does prove anything then that anything will be disproved with 5 years.
I will be banned from prediction competitions because I refuse to adhere to the time frame of the one who organised it.
Katie Holmes will buy Tom a new couch and he'll get jiggy with it on Oprah's replacement show, Harpo, which will be filmed at the famous Harpo's Lounge in Detroit.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to play it 100% safe and predict that Sarah Palin will sound like an idiot in her next interview.
ReplyDelete1. Simon Cowell will become a Buddhist
ReplyDelete2. Barack Obama will finally come out of the closet, and Tiger Woods will admit to being his secret 'special friend'
3. Gordon Brown will become Prime Minister of the UK, employ about a million numpties, haul us off on a couple of pointless wars, tax the living crap out of us and bankrupt the natiomn. Oh wait that already happened
I predict that in 2010, you will become a celebraty, and have a great, reveal party.
ReplyDeleteBut just to screw with everybody, you will then send out Andy Dick, who is now working for bread crust and drugs.
Wow you guys are good. Kind of.
ReplyDeletei think tom cruise and john travolta will announce they are gay lovers....
ReplyDeleteSlyde - You have a crystal ball there don't you?
ReplyDeleteKayne West will do something stupid.
ReplyDeleteThank You.
Son of A - That ain't happenin'
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