I'm not one to toot my own horn.
I don't even own a horn. I don't even know where I would rent one! Seriously.
But I want to (shyly) give you a heads up that tomorrow, JANUARY 8TH.. IS MY BIRTHDAY. THE BIRTHDAY OF ME...DR ZIBBS.
And it's also the birthday of the King. Elvis. So here's a little Viva Las Vegas to play while you're wrapping my present or writing my birthday poem*.
*Please, don't chinz on the gift. It's embarrassing for everyone.
...and if you're promising me a lap dance please write an expiration date in the coupon.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, but no lap dance coupon. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteThanks Scope. Is that a poem though?
ReplyDeleteNevermind. Thanks anyway.
Don't forget it is also Stephen Hawkins birthday. And the most important birthday of all, higgimonster of twitter fame.
ReplyDeleteSeveral things:
ReplyDelete1. I knew were almost as cool as Elvis for some reason.
2. Viva Las Vegas is the only Karoke song I sing and I do it quite drunk, I mean well.
C. You can rent a horn at Taylor's. (Duh)
%. What's a "Lap dance" (My wife's here)
It's my oldest son's birthday also.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday.
My oldest sister was born on the 22 nd of November... her's is also easy to remember.
Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeletePriscilla should be over any minute for that lap dance and Lisa Marie's got a happy ending for you too!
Viva Viagra!
Hey, I think Anonymous is offering you some sexy porn related stuff, haha. How is it that your birthday attracted sexy spam? Anyways, I don't have anything sexy to offer you :(, but I'd like to wish you a happy birthday zibbsy. Oh, and I hope you get some flumingu for your birthday (which is my word ver.).
ReplyDeleteAnd just how young are we today?
Happy Birthday Dr. Zibbs!
ReplyDeleteI have my present all wrapped and ready to send...
Should I just send it c/o Westchester Dunkin Donuts? Will you get it there? Probably they'll kepp it cause you're such a cheapass over there but you should go ask them about it anyway...just know they'll probably deny receiving anything for you.
ps...my b-day is Sunday! Same as Rod Stewart...I'm debating but I think Elvis trumps Rod...anyway
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...HAVE A GREAT ONE OLD MAN! :)
There once was a yak from west chester,
ReplyDeleteThough his birthday came, he did not want to pester.
Still the town threw parades,
There was cake and charades,
And the yak went home all aglitter.
Happy Birthday, big guy.
I love Kristen's limerick. (I wish I had thought of writing one)
ReplyDeleteCoupon!
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone.
ReplyDeleteAnd I really like how Kristen poem includes glitter.
I'm glad you noticed that. That was from the lapdance.
ReplyDeleteahhhhaa! I knew it!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteYaks are blue.
Who's got a birthday?
Why, it seems to be YOU!
Happy birthday, my friend! I sent you a bundle of ones so you can go buy your own lap dance.
Thanks Gwennie!
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