Thursday, May 20, 2010

Weird Nightmare I Had Last Night. Zombies and Susan Sarandon.



Check out this nightmare I had last night.

I look out my window and a zombie is walking past my house toward my neighbor's house. But the zombie is Susan Sarandon. I'm all, "What the hell?"

So a few minutes later my neighbor comes running over.

Neighbor: You've got to help me! There's a zombie trying to kill me.

Me: No.

Neighbor: Well at least give me some toothpicks.

I hand her two toothpicks and she runs out the door holding them like tiny swords.

I then grab a butcher's knife and run upstairs and hide in my closet.

Does that make me a coward? I'm thinking no because as I recall, I think that I was thinking that I was in a movie and I was acting. But I'm not sure.

And how was she going to battle a zombie with toothpicks. I don't get it.
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15 comments:

  1. ChemgeekMay 20, 2010 at 11:37:00 AM EDT

    A lot of people would have refused the toothpick request. You sir, are a generous man.

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  2. Gage1May 20, 2010 at 11:59:00 AM EDT

    Really, she's clearly an idiot!

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  3. buffalodickMay 20, 2010 at 3:27:00 PM EDT

    Dental Assistant..was going to get the dead flesh out of her teeth- I guess...

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  4. KendallJayeMay 20, 2010 at 3:36:00 PM EDT

    It's okay. She's a FAG member anyway.

    Your skills have faded with time, Ms Sarandon!

    -KJC

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  5. Dr ZibbsMay 20, 2010 at 3:46:00 PM EDT

    Hahaha. Chemgeek you are right. I lost a valuable 3 seconds I could have been spending cowaring and sobbing in the closet

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  6. T-RoMay 20, 2010 at 4:48:00 PM EDT

    at least she'd be able to keep her eyes open with the toothpicks a la Fred Flinstone. Very useful in a zombie war.

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  7. The mad woman behind the blogMay 20, 2010 at 6:06:00 PM EDT

    Why would you want to bring harm to a Susan Sarandon zombie? Wouldn't she be all yummy and wonderful? I would love zombies if they looked like her....or her daughter. have you seen the rack on that kid?

    Maybe your neighbor saw the 80's flick "Student Body" where the killer pokes someone to death with a paperclip. Surely 2 toothpicks could do more damage!

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  8. well read hostessMay 21, 2010 at 12:08:00 AM EDT

    Why is Susan Sarandon in the Accademia in Florence?

    And, damn it, Janet, is David wearing lipstick?

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  9. ScopeMay 21, 2010 at 8:04:00 AM EDT

    I believe that you just revealed the plot to "Avatar II", but you confused Sigourney Weaver with Susan Sarandon.

    Word ver - "nutzwor" I want no part in a "nuts war".

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  10. J. HiMay 21, 2010 at 9:57:00 AM EDT

    Susan Sarandon zombie haunts your dreams too? Next time kill her, you sissy.

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  11. Dr ZibbsMay 21, 2010 at 12:50:00 PM EDT

    J.HI - Yeah I wimped out. But did I mention she was a zombie?

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  12. Shelle-BlokThoughtsMay 22, 2010 at 1:13:00 AM EDT

    Your truly touched. And Susan Sarandon is not a dream as much as a night mare. Just sayin.

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  13. Dr ZibbsMay 22, 2010 at 9:50:00 AM EDT

    Shelle - She is a nightmare but it Rocky Horror she was hot. As seen in the picture above.

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  14. UnknownMay 24, 2010 at 1:25:00 PM EDT

    Tim Robbins would have scared me more... no, make that "annoyed" me more. ahaha

    (can u tell I'm catching up on my blog reading right now? lol)

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  15. Jennifer LouiseMay 29, 2010 at 11:09:00 AM EDT

    Hahah...you sent her out with two toothpicks!

    Well, my friend told me she had a dream she was trying to kill someone with a spoon the other day, so it's not as messed up as you might think...

    Still! I had a laugh ^.^

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