Here Are Some Print Ads. And I Made Craaazy Captions For Them.
Some print ads with some captions.
He's a prospector Timmy. A dirty, stinking prospector. Not a respectable accountant like me. And guess what? He's never going to find gold. Not a bit. I KNOW he has a donkey but that's not the point! Helen turn off the God damn TV!"
....."HAHAHAHA!! So I'm like, 'Yeah, I AM fucking your wife'..he goes to hit me and she smashes him in the back with a...with a...hahahaha...with a fucking iron!!!!!!"
I KNEW I was wasting all these years believing in God!
"Hey fatty get over there and eat your lard. Three more pounds and we can get the Lane Bryant catalog for free."
"That's it. Finish your 7up Sweetie and Mommy will give you some corn on the cob."
Feel free to leave your alternate captions in the comments section. It's not a contest so don't get all nervous.
15 comments:
I like how the bottom of the lard advertisement has a line "Issued by the Lard Information Council".
Nice to see we dedicated ourselves to something of such great pith and merit.
Jenks - HAHAHA. I didn't even notice that.
And I just looked on Snopes and there is no Lard Information Council is that ad is fake. It was produced by a British humor magazine.
..and you can get the image on a Tshirt. Now I want one.
Lard is funny.
Jessica - I wonder if you can even buy lard anymore. You probably can.
Love the Lane Bryant Chubbies ad. That's definitely a different era. Today, people would call that offensive, but hey, they ARE chubby!
Caption 1: "Daddy, THAT'S the man who visits mommy when you're not home!"
Zibbsy, I laughed out loud at these. Thanks.
Son of a T - HAHAHA! That's better than mine. I admit it.
Caption 2:
"...so Tommy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he's got the cancer...and so Tommy say to him...but doc, I don't even smoke...hahahaha...stupid Tommy..."
Caption #3:
"They are happy because they eat Lard....and he is not drinking today.
Bwahahahaha!!!
Oh yeah Zibsy, glad to see you sharp sense of humor is still intact. I don't think I could top any of those.
Nothing does it like 7-up? Well...there is this ONE thing that does!
Great job, Z!
Thanks Candy.
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