Thursday, July 22, 2010

Here Are Some Print Ads. And I Made Craaazy Captions For Them.

Some print ads with some captions.


He's a prospector Timmy. A dirty, stinking prospector. Not a respectable accountant like me. And guess what? He's never going to find gold. Not a bit. I KNOW he has a donkey but that's not the point! Helen turn off the God damn TV!"


....."HAHAHAHA!! So I'm like, 'Yeah, I AM fucking your wife'..he goes to hit me and she smashes him in the back with a...with a...hahahaha...with a fucking iron!!!!!!"


I KNEW I was wasting all these years believing in God!


"Hey fatty get over there and eat your lard. Three more pounds and we can get the Lane Bryant catalog for free."


"That's it. Finish your 7up Sweetie and Mommy will give you some corn on the cob."

Feel free to leave your alternate captions in the comments section. It's not a contest so don't get all nervous.
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15 comments:

  1. MJenksJuly 22, 2010 at 11:06:00 AM EDT

    I like how the bottom of the lard advertisement has a line "Issued by the Lard Information Council".

    Nice to see we dedicated ourselves to something of such great pith and merit.

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  2. Dr ZibbsJuly 22, 2010 at 11:07:00 AM EDT

    Jenks - HAHAHA. I didn't even notice that.

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  3. Dr ZibbsJuly 22, 2010 at 11:09:00 AM EDT

    And I just looked on Snopes and there is no Lard Information Council is that ad is fake. It was produced by a British humor magazine.

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  4. Dr ZibbsJuly 22, 2010 at 11:10:00 AM EDT

    ..and you can get the image on a Tshirt. Now I want one.

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  5. JessicaJuly 22, 2010 at 11:20:00 AM EDT

    Lard is funny.

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  6. Dr ZibbsJuly 22, 2010 at 11:23:00 AM EDT

    Jessica - I wonder if you can even buy lard anymore. You probably can.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 22, 2010 at 12:18:00 PM EDT

    Love the Lane Bryant Chubbies ad. That's definitely a different era. Today, people would call that offensive, but hey, they ARE chubby!

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  8. Son of a ThomasJuly 22, 2010 at 2:17:00 PM EDT

    Caption 1: "Daddy, THAT'S the man who visits mommy when you're not home!"

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  9. dianeJuly 22, 2010 at 2:25:00 PM EDT

    Zibbsy, I laughed out loud at these. Thanks.

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  10. Dr ZibbsJuly 22, 2010 at 3:49:00 PM EDT

    Son of a T - HAHAHA! That's better than mine. I admit it.

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  11. NathanJuly 22, 2010 at 4:17:00 PM EDT

    Caption 2:
    "...so Tommy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he's got the cancer...and so Tommy say to him...but doc, I don't even smoke...hahahaha...stupid Tommy..."

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  12. Son of a ThomasJuly 23, 2010 at 3:03:00 PM EDT

    Caption #3:

    "They are happy because they eat Lard....and he is not drinking today.

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  13. Candy's daily DandyJuly 24, 2010 at 8:42:00 AM EDT

    Bwahahahaha!!!

    Oh yeah Zibsy, glad to see you sharp sense of humor is still intact. I don't think I could top any of those.

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  14. Real Live LesbianJuly 25, 2010 at 10:32:00 AM EDT

    Nothing does it like 7-up? Well...there is this ONE thing that does!

    Great job, Z!

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  15. Dr ZibbsJuly 26, 2010 at 9:33:00 AM EDT

    Thanks Candy.

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