Here are a few 70's ads I found on the internet:
...And then, kick her down a flight of steps and dump some garbage on her. That's what they really want.
You mean I only have to make a multi-year commitment and potentially put my life in danger and I get some fine luggage? I'M IN!! Wait. Is it that faux alligator skin? It is? OK. Just checking.
That's right ladies. I'm a model. You may have seen me struttin' my stuff in that trousers ad. Remember that? Sure you do. But what's great is that now you can get my image in postcard form so you don't have to clip out my trouser ad and tape it to an index card and pretend it's a postcard. You're too sophisticated for that. And plus look at my sexy belly hair.
Just when I thought the Gremlin couldn't get any cooler you can now get it with seats that look like denim!
I have nothing funny to ad here. I just wanted to remind myself to track down these shoes. Seriously, look at them.
The first one is true. I love when people blow in my face. err... Wait...did I just say the quiet part out loud?
ReplyDeleteI think the last one is my favorite. The pants are ridiculous but the shoes just top it off. It's false advertising a la padded push up bras. Someones gonna be disappointed later to find out they went home with a midget.
~A
A and B - I'd kill to see a midget wearing those shoes. To see him wearing the whole outfit I'd kill two people.
ReplyDeletethe shoes are great, I mean they MAKE THINGS HAPPEN! Who doesn't like that I ask you?
ReplyDeleteI'd write more, but I'm off to join the National Guard.
ReplyDeleteY'know... if that were cocaine in the first ad rather than smokes, the catch phrase would still work.
ReplyDeleteBlow. As a noun.
And why does she look like Jennifer Lopez?
Mexican drug runners..... AAAAHHH I get it now.
-KJC
Kendall - you think she looks like J-Lo?
ReplyDeleteMy husband farted in my face on our first date, it was HEAVENLY!!!
ReplyDeleteis that dude wearing Sansibelts?
ReplyDeleteCaffeine Court - HAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteSexy belly hair and Levi's denim car seat... Oh why did I not better appreciate the coolness of the 70's when I was growing up?
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