Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Pack Your Suitcase And Pretend You've Been Out Of Your Town.



None of you have traveled. I have though*. So below is a list of places I’ve been to. I didn’t include ALL the places – especially local – because I don’t have all day here. You know?

And I didn’t cheat and include cities I’ve driven through. And either should you. Once you finally travel somewhere.

Philadelphia, PA
New York, NY
Danbury, CT
Stamford, CT
Rome, NY
Ocean City/Sea Isle NJ and more
Atlantic City, NJ
Wilmington, DE

Washington, DC
Baltimore, MA
Ocean City, MA
Nags Head, NC
Duck, NC
Virgina Beach, VA

Nashville, TN
Memphis, TN
Louisville, KY
Atlanta, GA
Orlando, FL

Chicago, Ill
Muskegon, MI
Minneapolis, MN
Boise, ID

Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Corpus Christi, TX
San Antonio, TX
Seattle, WA
Las Vegas, NV
Reno, NV
San Diego, CA
Los Angeles, CA
Burbank, CA
Long Beach, CA

North America (not US)
Piedras Negras, Mexico

Overseas
Stratford-Upon-Avon UK
Oxford, UK
Frankfurt Germany
Milan, Italy
Hong Kong
Xiamen, China
Shenzen, China
Guangzhou, China

*The main reason for this post is for when I lose my memory and I want to remember where I've been. And for historians.

19 comments:

  1. You haven't seen the bright lights of Paris, IL? It's over by Terra Haute, IN, which is where Buffy & Jodi came lived before they moved in with Uncle Bill and Mr. French.

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  2. What?! You haven't been to Canada or the moon?! Lame.

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  3. Really...you've never been to Canada? I'm shocked by that.

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  4. So you might have illegitimate kids all over the place?
    Sweet.

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  5. Sybil - That's why I always traveled with wigs.

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  6. We bought a nice large world map and have been marking places with pins (one color for places we've lived and another for places we've been).

    So much yet to see...

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  7. China must have been interesting, not that South Street in Philly isn't. What was Frankfurt like?

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  8. Do I want to know why you went to Boise? Probably not.

    ps...no offense Boise fans!

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  9. Jessica - I've always wanted to do that.

    Diane - it like being on another planet. We were in some places where they never saw white people.

    Peggy - Man you're gonna piss off my huge Boise audience.

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  10. How abouta trip to your kitchen with a can of paint.....

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  11. Never been to Colorado? That's where I spent my childhood. Never been to Ohio? Good for you. Also I think I'd probably kick your ass domestically. Internationally you kick mine. I've only been to Mexico...but that doesn't count.

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  12. CrotchPains - my kitchen was painted ages ago. You just haven't been here in a while.

    For good reason.

    Oh no he di-int!

    Trina - "Mexico doesn't count." And it shouldn't count for the town I was in. I was visiting a factory there. But I did eat at the restaurant where Nachos were invented so..

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  13. Oh yeah! More snappy comebacks later...

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  14. It is very true that you are much better traveled than I will ever be. Seems times you just have to concede defeat.

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  15. hooray, your writings on theater and writing much missed!

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  16. Holy shit, your list makes me want to start a bucket list....places I want to go...anywhere and everywhere.

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  17. im jealous.. i would love to go to china..

    p.s. cant you straighten this shit out with your blog so i can see it at work again? you need to become less famous so the work filter doesnt stop you...

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