Do you know Mr and Mrs Crotchpains? They're frequent commentors on this here blog. I went to college with them. And was thinking the other day what I used to do.
They would be hanging out on his bed and I would stop in and chat. (While trying to ignore the Boy George poster he had*). Then I would say, "OK, see you later." But I would only pretend to leave. I would really be hiding behind the desk. Then I'd hide out.
Like a sleeper cell.
Waiting.
Listening.
And when he would try and talk all lovey dovey I'd peek out and say, "A-HAAAAAA!"
Mrs. C would laugh. Mr C would get pissed and kick me out.
One time I even caught him kissing her arm. Kind of like Pepe LaPew does. And of course..."BUSTED!"
After that he would lead me to the door and lock it.
(image note: that's not Mrs Crotchpains. Just a random college dorm picture from the 80's that I found. But....How. Do. You. Do?????)
*I would always take the Boy George poster off of his wall and hang it on his ceiling above his bed. Seriously, what man has a poster of Boy George?
Hahahahhaahhahahaahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! The Boy George poster is about the funniest thing in this story! :)
ReplyDeleteNo offense to Mr Crothcpains, but when referencing a Boy George poster, you may be use the word, "man" a little liberal.
ReplyDeleteWhat you didn't see is thatI was putty in his hands because he serenaded me by playing Renaissance, the premiere-classicly influenced progressive rock band. I mean Renaissance, Culture Club, and arm kissing! How could I resist his charms?
ReplyDeleteOh and I knew you were there...made it more exciting!
Too bad you never caught him kissing the poster.
ReplyDeleteKelly - HAHAHAA!!!! Kissing, brushing the face of Boy George gently. Saying, "I wouldn't mind Chameleoning YOUR Karma"...
ReplyDeleteI just want to know what happened to the Boy George poster. Think he still has it and hides it from you when you're there????
ReplyDeleteWell--can't exctly deny any of this as much as I would like to. I also had a cool Beatles poster if that raises my cool factor off the floor. Oh, and don't even start to read any latent homosexual psycho babble into the Boy George poster. I only learned recently that he is actually gay. Just thought he was "artsy". So--somehow managed to hold on to Mrs. CrotchPains through these mis-directed formidible years . Now we move on to our 25th anniversary in October. Time to break out the Culture Club Cds! Zibbs: I know you really didn;t want to hurt me with this post. Bastard...
ReplyDeleteCrotch - artsy
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