Look at the art on this Heimlech brochure I found the other day. The instructions should read:
1) Sneak up on a random person that may be choking.
2) Grab him around the waist with a death grip.
3) Whisper in his ear, "Prepare to die!"
4) With the force of a gorilla, squeeze him until he faints.
5) Flee the scene.
Oh. And might as well steal his wallet too.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I was going to ask about the wallet!
ReplyDeleteOh Sybil and I forgot to add, "Stomp his punk ass head."
ReplyDeleteHind Lick.
ReplyDeleteI hope you never have to do the Kiss of Life.
ReplyDeleteI bet you'd use tongues.
The jules - depends what she looks like
ReplyDeleteHey, sneaking up on a strange guy like that isn't how I roll, but whatever floats your boat. :-)
ReplyDeleteWho the hell did the commission for the artwork... Hammer Horror?
ReplyDeleteI had to do this once on my neighbour but one... his daughter banged on the door one evening "Help Dad is choking"... I ran into the kitchen - he is bent over the sink... I grabbed him and did the punch him in the stomach thing and he is screaming - "Stop! Stop" it is out"... He is from Sunderland (North East England) so not use to any manly contact...
Years later though he introduced me to his Dad as "The man who saved my life"... so he can't have been too angry about it all
Furtheron - Hero.
ReplyDeletethanks for all the nightmares!
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