I'd like to go to a party sometime and when I meet some dude all I would talk about would be wolves. Like I would back him into a corner and bore him to tears with wolf facts. The various kinds of wolves, their habits, what they eat, a book idea I have where a a kid is taken in by wolves and he someday has to leave them but meets up with them again when he's older.....
Then when I'm done with the dude I would mingle around the party and say, "What's up with THAT dude? Between you and me he wouldn't shut the fuck up about wolves!"
Then I would leave the party but peek in the window waiting to hear a group of people surrounding the guy and the guy frustratingly saying, "NO! It was that dude in the green shirt that was talking about wolves. Not ME? I don't give a crap about wolves! Right Bill?....Tell them!"
But nobody would believe him.
I might leave a patch of wolf fur on his windshield too. Not sure yet.
Look at that shirt! Only thing missing is a flag of the U.S of A.!
ReplyDeleteOr a half neked Indian princess frolicking in a waterfall.
ReplyDeleteIt's official - we could totally hang at a party together.
ReplyDeleteWhere would you get a piece of wolf fur anyways?
ReplyDeleteThat shirt would look great on a van.
ReplyDeleteChemgeek - I know a guy.
ReplyDeleteTatty - I love me some custom vans!
I don't get it.
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That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteKirkner - can your Dad read yet?
ReplyDeleteRadioactive - Glad you liked it!
ReplyDeleteThat's an excellent practical joke, apart from the fact that knowing stuff about wolves is pretty cool, so why should he mind? How about replacing wolves with a geeky animal like the natterjack toad?
ReplyDeletegb - good point!
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