I love Google Analytics. I only look at it once a week but it gives great stats on your blog traffic. Here are some of the stranger internet searches that people did that found my blog:
The fattest person in Downingtown
The Village People bulging crotch
People with penis hotdog forks
retarded dude with long hair
bushy Breznev's eyebrows
sad old people
sasquatch woman (proud to say I'm number ONE in the Google rankings for this important creature)
asian nipple colour
black male chubby chasers in Northeastern Pa
do guy friends rub butts?
And the TOP searches Ive gotten this year? Here are a few:
Jennifer Aniston Horrible Bosses.
Is Bobby Sherman Gay?
Homies (these are small collectible latino toys)
Retarded People
Jim Zibbs (looks like some people are trying to find me. NOTE: My real last name isn't Zibbs)
Eddie Munster
Semonski Sisters (singing chicks from The Lawrence Welk Show)
So there you go.
Man that is an impressive list!
ReplyDeleteShit - I was just googling that masterpiece painting and got here!
ReplyDeleteI bet you didn't know I have a Homies collection...
ReplyDeleteWhat?!?! But you really are a doctor, right? Please tell me you're doctor or else, I won't know what to believe on the internets any more.
ReplyDeleteTC - I forget if you told me that or not!
ReplyDeleteScope - Yes I am a real doctor.