This Is A Way I Torture My Daughter. Deodorant.
This is how I've been torturing my daughter. I'll get out of the shower and put pants on (one leg at a time like you guys) then realize I'm out of deodorant. So I'll stand in her doorway and sloooooowly reach my hand in toward her deodorant.
Daughter: Oh no Dad. Please?
Me: (acting surprises) Oh what? Sorry. I just need to borrow some of your precious deodorant.
*Slowly applies deodorant and makes a face as if it's super refreshing*
Me: Awww yeah that's doing it....Yup.. Wait. Why are you making that face? Like you just smelled eggs or saw something gross. Wait? Do you think I'm gross??
Daughter: No...uh...nothing. That's OK.
Me: OK. Let me just finish up here and I'll be on my way. (does one last swipe) Annnnnd DONE!
Sometimes I'll leave the room and come back....
Me: Sorry. I think I missed a spot...
14 comments:
Do you have a collection of hairs you could leave on it after use, for that personal touch?
I was totally gonna ask if you left arm hairs in it. Ewwwww.
I love that idea!
Sybil - I really need to empty a hairbrush and tape it to that thing.
I missed the "So I'll stand in her doorway" the first time I read this and wondered WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS YOUR DAUGHTER IN THE SAME ROOM WHILE YOU'RE SHOWERING?!?
My bad.
smedette - your bad
Yeah, but try that with her ChapStick, and it's yours.
Very clever! Who'd'a thunk?!?
You are hilarious! (even though I'm sure your daughter is not as amused by this as I am)
RG - Yeah she doesn't find it funny.
I automatically assumed you were leaving behind pit hair!
Have you ever seen this movie: http://youtu.be/hN-ZP0PFK-A
Or have I ever shared this link with you?
http://youtu.be/cylUp7cRU7s
tc - hahaha!!! i never saw that one! i've seen others. oh boy.
OMG...that's literally horrifying.
What till she shares that one with your grandchildren.
And it's bad enough PLEASE dont be leaving hair on it.
You may risk scarring her for life.
Candy - the hair thing will happen.
Post a Comment