Oh come on now. Who the hell is asking their lady to do the move known as the wheelbarrow? Look at it! I think the only way I would do that is if I wanted to say that I did every position in the kamasutra. There are 64 by the way.
Do you ASK her to do the wheelbarrow or do you have her on the side of the bed and you just kind of pull her off? I guess it's good for building upper body strength at least.
Or maybe your vacuum cleaner is broke? "Oh baby you're so hot...mmmm. can you pick up that paper clip and that lint right next to your left hand? No. Up further....yeah that's it."
Stupid. Just like the position where you stand and the woman is facing you and you're holding her. Who do I look like? The God damn Hulk? I'm not a total weakling but still!
I bet only 2 percent of the population has tried this.
ReplyDeleteLike the old multiple choice question...
ReplyDeleteHow many sex positions do you know?
a)1
b)69
c)1 and 69
Boom boom
Furtheron - Awwww yeah. I get it.
ReplyDeletei'm doing the wheelbarrow right now as i'm typing this.
ReplyDeletehoney, could you hit the "enter" key for me? good girl...
Slyde prematurely commented, by the way.
ReplyDeleteThe more I think of it I'm ashamed i HAVEN'T done every move in the kamasutra.
ReplyDeleteI need to get on that.
Sybil are you saying that Slyde is a premature......I KNEW IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteSybil's comment WINS!!! hahahahaa
ReplyDelete2 percent? You're giving our overweight society too much credit.
ReplyDeleteLove everyone else's comments today, btw.
Diane - Ha! I heard dat! Not me or you though. We're svelt.
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ReplyDeleteHehe, glad I read this & the comments too. I cannot lie though - it looks pretty fun. But yeah, reality doesn't often measure up to imagination...or artist's renderings. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteNikki true
ReplyDeleteTo do the wheelbarrow position you need a good hoe.
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