Check out these ridiculous shoes I saw at Nordstom Rack on Saturday in King of Prussia, PA. Of course they were in clearance.
Even a smooth brother couldn't pull these things off. If I were a brother this would be my reaction if I saw someone wearing these.....
"Ahh ahh AHHHHHH! Tyrone Whaaaaat? *covers mouth and points* My man got some GOOFY ass mothers on! Yes. He. Does. WOOOOO WEEEEEE! Looks like a mother fuckin' bowling shoe did it wid a God damn Bozo shoe and this sis the God damn offspring and sheeeeeeaat! Damn boy AHHH AHHHH!
*Circles shoe wearer and shakes head*
"I am sorry those things are just wrong on all levels. You be lookin' like a fool. Get those ugly ass kicks out of my sight! You're disrespectin' my peepers!"
Nice Zibbs. Was this guy wearing Al Jolson black face and singing "Mammy"too....
ReplyDeleteCrotch - shut up dummy. Can i help it if im able to channel various cultures and their dialects?
ReplyDeleteZibbs - I ran into some shoes like that about a year ago. LINK
ReplyDeleteI for one support the love-making of bowling and Bozo shoes.
ReplyDeleteWhatever I was going to say flew out of my head when I read Crotchpains comment.
ReplyDelete@crotchPains..hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteZibsy, where the hell is King of Prussia? Sound like it should be in another continent.
Scope - Ha! Love those.
ReplyDeleteDr K - You like shoes of ALL races.
Diane and Candy - Shhh. You're going to give Crotch a big head. (And King of Prussia is right outside of Philly. Oddest name for a town).