Friday, September 21, 2012

West Chester Blogger Focuses On One Aspect Of Jesus Dummy LP. Nervous Barber.


Of all the weirdness in this album cover the first thing I thought was, "Man that dummy is totally wearing a wig."

And a wig in the style of maybe 1977?

I wonder if there was ever a ventriloquist that was embarrassed to bring his dummy onstage because the hair of his dummy was too outdated. "I can't do it! I look like a fool!"

So then he brought the dummy to a barber shop to get it cut but felt weird so he said that the dummy was really his kid and that the kid gets nervous around barbers and just clams up and doesn't talk so, "Could you just kindly get on with the haircut without asking any questions?"

The barber then nervously cuts the hair of the boy who just stares ahead. The barber's hands a' shakin'. Sweat dripping down his face.
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14 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:09:00 PM EDT

    And I bet that dummy's name is Chuckles.

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  2. UnknownSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:20:00 PM EDT

    Better image. His name is 'Randy'.

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    1. Dr ZibbsSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:24:00 PM EDT

      Eric sure randy is his name but his street name is chuckles.

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  3. UnknownSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:29:00 PM EDT

    Actually, he's a dirty dummy.

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  4. UnknownSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:39:00 PM EDT

    Oh, check this out. Later in life they had another. "Friends". Scroll, I mean drag down, for pic.

    Chuckles in bowtie. Creepy.

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  5. Gage1September 21, 2012 at 3:11:00 PM EDT

    That dummy was clearly modelled after both Robby Benson -

    http://www.mainstreetmallonline.com/fanstuff/members/buhhoe/listings/benson50.JPG

    and/or Donny Osmond -

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PXLVAE1iq9I/Tl1Ar1mWrPI/AAAAAAAABA0/kM2VjxWreuw/s1600/tb0274donnypu.jpg

    combined with a little 70's sportscaster flair.


    On a mostly unrelated note....this video. There are NO words. http://tinyurl.com/cmr7q43

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    1. Dr ZibbsSeptember 21, 2012 at 3:36:00 PM EDT

      Tc bobby benson! Haha! And ill check out those links. Thanks.

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  6. AnnikaSeptember 22, 2012 at 5:01:00 AM EDT

    The only dummies I like are Jeff Dunhams.

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  7. W.C.CampSeptember 22, 2012 at 7:54:00 AM EDT

    I am just curious where you got my 1st grade picture with my parents? W.C.C.

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    1. Dr ZibbsSeptember 22, 2012 at 12:50:00 PM EDT

      Wc i was at your moms last week and i saw it in a frame.

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  8. Indigo RothSeptember 23, 2012 at 5:49:00 PM EDT

    Hey Zibbs! I love you man, but this was weird shit. And, speaking as someone who writes a lot of it, that's my professional opinion. Still. That's totally a rug. And I want to hear the album. Roth x

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  9. Dr ZibbsSeptember 24, 2012 at 1:23:00 PM EDT

    IR - I would love to hear that album!

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