Monster Baby Potenially Created? Can You Imagine?

Man (to nurse): Hello nurse my wife is here to have her baby.

Nurse (doesn't look up from desk): OK name please?

Man: My name? Clint Howard....

Nurse: And your wife's name?

Man: That would be Janis Joplin? J.O.P.L.I.N....

Nurse: OK. Joplin...now I'll just need your medical card and.....(nurse looks up at the couple)...Huh?????

*nurse gets up and runs down the hall ala' Cowardly Lion and dives out the window*

.....AND......cut!