[A mid sized insurance company is planning a talent show. They'll be competing against another division at their company picnic. They're giving themselves months to rehearse since they've never won]
Bill: OK so we have all of the parts but we still need someone that can really sing. We need a star.
Tammy: There's nobody else. Why don't we just cancel?
Mike: We CAN'T cancel! I know...What about Gloria?
Bill: Gloria? She barely says a word!
Tammy: NO! Mike is right! Didn't she used to be a singer? I heard she was on TV years ago.
Mike: Yeah. Google her name. Or look on Youtube. Lets see if she's good.
And then they crowded around a computer and saw this.......
Now THAT is talent.
ReplyDeleteI think she was at the gloryhole.
ReplyDeleteBama i knew you'd like her.
DeleteThe production value is superb. Multiple camera angles, split screen, cool transitions. and that plant in the background put them over the top. That's a tutorial on how to showcase talent.
ReplyDeleteChemgeek you sir are a star maker!
DeleteOh Yea Gloria is a ringer. Love how her eyes roll back.
ReplyDeleteTotal rocker.
ReplyDeleteI think she's having multiple orgasms toward the end....dreadful
ReplyDeleteShe could do a duet with Shatner!
ReplyDeleteChris - a match made in heaven.
ReplyDeleteShe has an approach to singing similar to William Shatner. I can dig it. Praise Jesus!!
ReplyDeleteKenneth indeed!
ReplyDeleteDon't you think they would have a better chance with Lucille Cataldo the accountant in the end though?
ReplyDeleteEtc haha!!!
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