Tuesday, February 5, 2013

What About The THIRD Choice? Thurston's Bitch. Gilligan's Island.

You always hear the question: "Who would you pick? Ginger or Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island."  Here's Ginger:

Nice. Now here's Mary Ann:

Oh yeah. I'd go with Mary Ann like most men. What do you think the percentage is? 75% to 25%? Probably.

But the real question is...how many people get mad and say, "Mary Ann or Ginger? Why don't I get to choose Lovey???" Here she is:

Don't lie. You want it. Look at her asleep...helpless...ready for the taking....Thurston is probably counting his money. Greedy ass bitch. Not tending to her needs...Mmmmmmm...Uh....I gotta go.

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17 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsFebruary 5, 2013 at 3:30:00 PM EST

    Ohhhhhh yeaaahhhhhh...

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  2. TomFebruary 5, 2013 at 6:25:00 PM EST

    Zibs, wait to think out of the box....sicko. Maryann was always my favorite but that is a nice picture of Ginger.

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  3. Dr ZibbsFebruary 5, 2013 at 6:30:00 PM EST

    Tom I know. Sweet Ginger pic. I think the turn off is that she tried to act sexy

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  4. SlydeFebruary 5, 2013 at 7:54:00 PM EST

    i think i'd rather bang a coconut...

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  5. Dr ZibbsFebruary 5, 2013 at 8:42:00 PM EST

    Slyde do you know how tight lovey is?????

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  6. ScopeFebruary 5, 2013 at 11:19:00 PM EST

    Lovely would totally go full "Betty White" on your @$$!

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  7. Candy's daily DandyFebruary 6, 2013 at 7:08:00 AM EST

    I always thought Ginger was every mans dream. I'd go for the Ptofessor myself.

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  8. Dr ZibbsFebruary 6, 2013 at 7:43:00 AM EST

    Candy oh I see.

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  9. Indigo RothFebruary 6, 2013 at 8:33:00 AM EST

    Hey Zibbs! No way man, I'd choose Ginger, yowza. Lovey reminds me of my mum, and that would be just a little too weird. Roth

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  10. Moooooog35February 6, 2013 at 9:00:00 AM EST

    I have soap in my bathroom that's called "Warm ginger and coconut," which is what I assume the Professor ate every day on the island.

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  11. Dr ZibbsFebruary 6, 2013 at 9:03:00 AM EST

    Indigo really? Ginger? Maybe I need to do a poll.

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  12. Dr ZibbsFebruary 6, 2013 at 9:04:00 AM EST

    Moog probably.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:30:00 AM EST

    You are correct. Lovey is a GILF, hell, if the other two died, Lovey would have to do, or at least let Gilligan dress up as Gilliana again. On a serous note. I met Mary Ann and got a kiss from her about 10 years ago. I was in a Mardi Gras parade down there and she was the MC on the lead float which was the S.S. Minnow. She was still smokin hot.

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  14. Dr ZibbsFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:49:00 AM EST

    Bama - Excellent!

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  15. KendallJayeFebruary 7, 2013 at 2:24:00 PM EST

    She'd be most likely to slob on your knob.

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  16. Dr ZibbsFebruary 7, 2013 at 2:25:00 PM EST

    Kendall - Maybe I'm into that kinda thing...

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  17. Queen GoobFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:50:00 PM EST

    Nah, I'm gonna have to go with The Skipper cuz he's the only fata$$ I could outrun.

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