How is everyone doing? This is the longest break I've ever taken from my blog in 7 years. Lots of things going on but I'll be ...

*Points old straggly finger at Anne and talks like a ghost* "Kiiiiissss Meeee. KIIIISSSSS MEEEEE!!!" Did you guys have to do t...

Does anyone else love the show Freaks And Geeks? I do. Above is Linda Cardelinni. She was on the show. She never really did it for me in t...

OK. I know you guys and I bet you're going to love this English commercial for Jammie Dodger cookies. It's creepy but there's al...

Look at this guy staring out the window. What kind of dog is that? Some bull doggy thing? Like a mix? What is he thinking? How do they...

Do any of you homos have man purses? No? Yeah me neither. But it does suck being a dude sometimes when you have to carry a bunch of crap...

You've all be very bad. Here is your punishment: Please share your memories of this song. Also, what is your second favorite song fr...

Do you ever have recurring dreams? At least twice a year I have a dream that I'm back in college. Sometimes it's to get an MBA but...

The WaxVac. Another useless product.  Look at the the dude six seconds in when he realizes he doesn't know how to use a Q-tip. I lov...

Here you go. A little Donny and Marie Show action for you. And if you ask me, Marie still looks hot. Except I don't like her with the sh...

*Pulls out casio keyboard and clears throat* Keep Smiling... Keep shining... I'll be on your siiiiide forever more...... That...

Nothing like a night of drinking then being starved and scarfing down food. But then of course you have to wake up in the middle of the ni...

Me in Theater: Hahahaha! Girl in Theater (to boyfriend): Why is that guy laughing? Me: HAHAHAHA!!!! Girl in Theater (to boyfriend)...

ALERT:: Our civilization will end in 7...6....5....4.....3...... Above is a picture of what my daughter ordered at PJ Whelinhan's spor...

I totally forgot that I used to have a rabbit's foot in 2nd grade. And I used to wear it on my belt loop.And I used to believe that it...

He was sitting at a bar. Watching the band and people watching. From the end of the bar a cute girl smiles and waves to him. Playing...

There it is. The Bacon Blue Burger from PJ Whelihan's in Downingtown . I had it the other day and man was it deliiiish! I think I need...

Remember this Billy Squiere video that literally killed his career because he looked like such a fem? Dear God is this embarrassing. Also,...

CB radio salute! Let's learn all the lingo! Wear this baby with pride. Don't mind the spelling error of the word "What...

As you know I see a lot of movies. And guess what my local theater (Downingtown Regal) has been showing? Indian movies!! We're talking...

Is it me or are more fatties riding The Rascal (aka motorized wheel chair thingy)? I can see if you're old or if you were injured bu...

Oh my God I was surfing the information super highway and when I came across this image I couldn't stop laughing. Not AT the image but...

Attention Cardinals at the conclave preparing to vote for the next Pope. How about choosing one that wants to clean the church of child mo...

What the hell!!?? I changed my blog comments so everyone doesn't have to fill in capchas (as seen above) and guess what? I'm now g...

I ran into a dude I used to work with last week and we got talking. He asked me how old my kids are (they're 19 and 16) He then asked,...

And when you're acting and you're REAAAAAALLY acting.... So how hard was it to keep a straight face on the Rosie O'Donnell m...

As you know I love me some pork. With provolone. And long hots. Here's a variation I got from Limoncello in West Chester, Pa the o...

I knew the movie Safe Haven was going to be bad but I saw it anyway (with my daughter). And when I say bad I mean Hallmark Channel bad. ...

Remember when Principal Blackman did that dance at the end of that episode of Strangers with Candy? No. Not from the picture above. From t...

On Saturday I go over to the Exton Giant Supermarket to buy some ribs that were on sale. I get home, cut open the plastic package and this...