Westtown Butt Potato Owning Boy Breaks 12 day Silence

That Blue Yak assembly line worker Dave Dadd finally speaks out on his potato:

"OK, I'm not trying to be immature but you have to agree, this potato looks just like a butt. I'm thinking about calling the Daily Local News but I might hold out for a really slow news day. Then maybe I'll get a picture of the potato AND me holding the potato in the paper. That's what my friend Sid told me."

"I think I'm ready for the fame, 'Hey everyone look - it's the owner of the potato that looks like a butt right here in Westtown' - that's gonna be sweet. I'll probably be picked to be like grand Marshall in the West Chester Halloween Parade, King of the Chester County Restaurant
Festival.....you'll see...you'll all see."

Small Fire At Westtown Dog Park

A small fire broke out a few days ago at the Westtown Dog Park on Route 100 as this amazing photography shows. That Blue Yak Barney Lipps was getting a 24 oz Wawa coffee, 2 hostess apple pies, a Slim Jim, a pack of Big Red, an egg sandwich and krimpets, (for later) when he noticed the Fire trucks.

"I was gonna see if they needed my help but it looked like things were already under control. Plus, I saw a dalmatian down in the fenced in dog area and figured that the dog might be able to help and stuff."

The fire, apparently burning in a trash can, was extinguished without incident. There were no deaths.

The Best Cheese Steak in Chester County

The owners of The Westtown Butcher Shop and Deli were in for a pleasant surprise this morning when they opened shop. Why? Because greeting them on their doorstep was a five foot tinfoil covered dome with 10 paper mache yak horns protruding from it. In the middle of the tinfoil, the words "BEST CHEESESTEAK IN CHESTER COUNTY" were taped.

THAT BLUE YAK janitor Willie B. Phelps explains:

That is correct, they've won the best cheesesteak in the area award. Many cheesesteak were sampled before this coveted award was declared. The roll has has the perfect fluffiness. The meat is rib eye. Very classy. Everything about it is perfect.

Be prepared though if you're planning to eat there because there are no tables. You can bring your own bucket and use it as a seat, but I don't think they encourage that because they were looking at me funny the whole time.

To get there, if you're leaving West Chester on High Street, pass the Parkway Shopping Center and take a right, right before Stetson.

And of course, ENJOY.

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