Blogger Answers Important Question At Press Conference
OK people, keep it down, keep it down....Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you....Dr Zibbs:
(audience screams that make a Beatles concert look like a Tuesday night poetry meeting at a Borders Bookstore)
Dr Zibbs: Hello everyone. I'm....(screaming continues)..I'm Dr......(bras and underwear are thrown on stage)....My name is Dr Zibbs (sexily raises one eyebrow).....
(crowd is uncontrollable...security is having a tough time holding back the crowd)...(Zibbs, like the pro he is, nonchalantly applies chap stick).
Head of Security: (into bullhorn) People! Please people. Please stop and calm down! And anyone caught throwing items to the stage will be removed, beaten on the way out and prosecuted!
Big Fat Lady at Front of Stage: F that noise, I'm going in!
Random Crowd member #1: Ahhhhhhhh! Oh My GOD!!!
Random Crowd Member #2: NOOOOOOOO! Oh the humanity!!!
Random Crowd Member #3: Does anyone know if they're still selling commemorative gifts in the lobby? I have my heart set on a That Blue Yak hand fan.
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