I knew the movie Safe Haven was going to be bad but I saw it anyway (with my daughter). And when I say bad I mean Hallmark Channel bad. ...

Some various pictures for your viewing pleasure: *talking like a ghost* "Puuuut something innnnnn meeeeeeee." Photographer...

After hearing the reaction to Romney saying he would cut funding to PBS I have to ask - are people really this retarded? You would have th...

Oh come on now. Who the hell is asking their lady to do the move known as the wheelbarrow? Look at it! I think the only way I would do th...

I'm not a fan of car bumper stickers, magnets or stickers. Thoughts: College - These are OK I guess. Sports Teams - I can kind of und...

If you think about it, it's pretty strange that when you go to a restaurant and they give you a water or a soda that they also give you ...

Oh my God. How did I forget to post this story about when I totally put my foot in my mouth?... Then shamelessly tried to back pedal my way ...

I had tons of part time jobs when I was younger. One of the coolest was a job I had driving cars to an auction. There was a place in West C...

I was just telling a coworker a story that happened years ago but I had forgotten. Our regular receptionist at work was out for a few weeks ...

One of my roommates in college was an idiot. I come into the room one day and he’s like, “Can I show you something?” I’m like, “Yeah OK.” I ...

I've been getting lazy keeping up with this here famous blog. So here's a post about various driving things. I'll do it in bulle...

Here are a few 70's ads I found on the internet: ...And then, kick her down a flight of steps and dump some garbage on her. That's w...

On Twitter we were talking about when you hook up with someone and then you forget their name. Kind of like on that episode of Seinfeld. How...

I always hated math and was always terrible at math. To be honest, I can't even add numbers in my head. Like if you asked, "What...

If you read my tweets last night you know of the very sad event that happened. And by sad, I mean that I made an ass out of myself. One of t...

I love getting random comments on my blog from Anonymous people. It's usually from people that don't have blogs but they find my blo...

So I'm at the Exton Mall yesterday at lunch and I stop in Boscov's. I don't know why Boscov's because I really don't lik...

Everyone knows the type. The guy that says, "I got one for you". Then he goes on to tell one of those "three guys walk into a...

I was just in a meeting and someone said, "What if we....." ..Then went onto describe an idea that was slightly clever but pretty ...

Do any of you wonder if you may be retarded? Open your cabinet. Did you purchase the Egg Genie? You did? Well, you better sit down because I...