Here are some smells I really like: - Gasoline - Even though it's dangerous to sniff. - Hyacinth - My favorite smell of all flowers. -...

This is probably one of the funniest potential rape scenes I've ever seen.

Here's the song Pencil Thin Mustache by Jimmy Buffet. I never even knew there was a video until five minutes ago. Did you? I've incl...

I was reading through this book the other day at the bookstore called Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating...

Here's a true story that happened to me about shoplifting. It happened at small convenience store - Deli Grove - that we used to walk to...

It's true, when I was growing up we were a tissue family. I guess my parents still are. Maybe it's normal with 5 kids and most of th...

Kind of celebrating here because of several job offers that came in to me. One of which I will be taking. Now I'd like you...the reader ...

Now I really feel out of it. I just saw this show called The Life And Times of Tim last night on HBO. It's hysterical. But I've neve...

Over the past few months I've noticed a cleft in my chin. A cleft chin if you will. The weird thing is that I've never noticed it. I...

I really thought American Idol's Ryan Seacrest was gay. And he's not because he's going out with hottie Julianne Hough! Whaaaa??...

This is a true story: Those who read my blog know that I live in West Chester, PA. An affluent Chester County area South of Philadelphia. I ...

I've been getting lazy keeping up with this here famous blog. So here's a post about various driving things. I'll do it in bulle...

I bet a lot of you don't think I have emotions. But I do. I'm not a robot. In fact, I just was walking around the block on my regula...

And then you got this:

I was out with a friend of mine recently and SHE...not me...made this statement: "I have a theory that you can tell the color of someon...

Fuck this shit! I haven't played any Lawrence Welk in ages on this here blog. This is for you Gage. Ladies and Gentleman...Love Will Kee...

Some print ads with some captions. He's a prospector Timmy. A dirty, stinking prospector. Not a respectable accountant like me. And gues...

I remember seeing this video a few years ago on a blog and giggling like an idiot. It's not so much the video but the "music" ...

Did you ever part ways with something then spent the rest of your life thinking of it? Let me explain. When I worked in high school at the a...

I was at the Wawa earlier and an Asian guy walked over to the lady in the car next to me and started going off on her. Just yelling like cra...

Why are you ladies always complaining that there are no great men left? Look at these prizes*. *I actually think this whole thing was staged...

A few weeks ago I mentioned how we had to put my dog Bingo to sleep because we found out he had cancer of the spleen. And we were going to d...

Here are a few 70's ads I found on the internet: ...And then, kick her down a flight of steps and dump some garbage on her. That's w...

I've been spending a lot of time in my parents pool over the last week because of the heat here in South Eastern PA. And when I'm no...

Sometimes when you're really, really sad - nothing helps better than a sad song. Like Willie Nelson doing this:

I'm not sure if I'd ever get plastic surgery but who knows? Maybe in 15 years or something if my face gets all saggy and shit I migh...

So check this out. There was a really violent storm in Chester County, Pa on Thursday. It was so bad that it took down a huge tree in my ne...

Feel free to sing along. Or sway.

I'm playing this short video of a puppy lab because I just found out my lab Bingo has cancer and we have to put him to sleep this week. ...

Remember when I told you about the sex talk I got from my Dad? No? Click here to read it. Well I just remembered the sex talk I got from my...