Remember this stupid Irish Spring commercial from 1979? I hated it. Trying to hook people in with the Irish thing and the cutting open of th...

Remember Burt Mustin? Sure you do. He was that super old dude that was on the Brady Bunch "Jesse James" episode. And All The Famil...

Let me first say that I've been going to Rino's Pizza in Exton for years. It's really good. Great prices. Friendly staff. ...

Question: What is "art?" Answer: You're looking at in my friend. That masterpiece was created by me. For you hayseeds ...

Is John Travolta indeed a homosexual? That is the question that everyone is asking. So I decided to do a little research.  I started with t...

I have a few questions here about these two songs. I heard both in the car earlier. The first is for the song "It Never Rains in Southe...

Some random pictures that were on my phone:  Grimace glass I saw at a garage sale.  Baby snapping turtle I saw on a nature walk. I...

Looks like we've got some girls that have worked up a big appetite. Enjoying ice cream.... ....and potassium  pac...

Do you ever go to Sam's Club in Exton? And you see the people handing out samples so you kind of say, "Hmmm. What do we have her...

Question for my Italian  (say: I-TALL-yun) followers. Did any of you have plastic on your couches? If yes please call your parents and ask ...

Look at that dog! It's my brother's dog. He named it Aunt Jane after my crazy Aunt Jane that died a few years ago. I think mostl...

OK. Oh my God! You can pick one person from this Tiger Beat to go to the big dance. Who do you choose? I pick Marie!

I must be growing bigger balls in my older age. First I tell the teenagers to shut up in the Downingtown Regal Theater (see story here )...

I've got a confession. OK. Well first off, let me start by saying that I've never smashed a bottle against a wall. I don't thr...

Do guys still use Aqua Velva? Or aftershave for that matter. I don't. But I remember when my dad taught me how to shave and when it was ...

Look at that fat fuck loser thinking that foxy lady is going to get into his cherry van. Well, she probably is since she's wearing a ...

They're here! The carnies have arrived in Exton (right near the Exton Mall) to set up and work a fair. Which means I'm working u...

I don't know why I even thought I would like The Avengers. The only super hero/comic book movie I ever really liked was Sin City. Bu...

Do people still use Crisco? Do they still make it? I don't know. When I was a kid my mom would use it to fry chicken. Boneless of c...

It's here! The Kentucky Derby! And I'm giving you all an imaginary $1000 to bet on the 2012 Kentucky Derby. Just leave your pi...

Did Elvis die in 1977? Nope. He was a janitor in my high school. You don't believe me? How do explain this?....

I'm thinking about setting up a caricature artist business. You know..where you set up an art easel, get some magic markers and hang out...

The hot dog in the picture above might not look appetizing but it was. I got it at Doghouse Burgers in Downingtown. I forget what they ca...

I love Google Analytics. I only look at it once a week but it gives great stats on your blog traffic. Here are some of the stranger inte...

I have to admit I've gotten pretty lame lately when it comes to doing practical jokes. Maybe when my son gets home from college for t...

What do you think the most delicious and stinky kitchen smells are? Foodwise that is. Mine are.... Delicious: Shallots and garlic coo...

I fell asleep with Conan on last night then woke up in the middle of this dream: I was at a party and I ran into Andy Richter (who I think i...

Could you imagine if I had this baby orangutan as a pet?? I bet I'd have more friends. Can you imagine? I step out of a car and it'...

I know I just posted a Levon Helm song but I need to post another. This is another one from The Last Waltz. The Weight. This is probably in ...

Sad day. Levon Helm from The Band died. Here he is in the Last Waltz singing Ophelia. And if you haven't watched The Last Waltz you shou...