And I'll also tell you what makes these photos great. For someone that's seen a lot of boobs, it's not just that these are perfect. It's that these are from readers. The only time I go to strip bars is when it's for a bachelor party. And honestly, I couldn't care less. But if a lady in everyday life exposes some cleavage, it's a good day. It has to do with the setting. Can any of you guys chime in and tell the ladies what I'm talking about?
I'm going to dub it the Lambada effect. The Lambada is the forbidden dance, and seeing cleave on the sly is the forbidden glance (note the clever rhyme).
You're totally going to slip up and out them at some point today, I just know it.
ReplyDeleteAre they real?
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Hahahahahaha poo. I can totally see this happening.
ReplyDeletePoo - I will try not to let anything slip out. A name that is.
ReplyDeletePhilly - I've been told that they're real.
Falw - I'm trying as had as I can not to let that happen but you know I do have a dummy side.
Are you turning your blog into a "porn" page or is it just a coincidence???? I think us gals have seen enough breasts to last us a life time...Oh wait....I guess we are stuck with that fact!!
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Actually, Zibbs, I think most women appreciate the idea that a real woman's ta-tas are more satisfying than paying to look at a stripper's ta-tas.
ReplyDeleteI'm realllll jealous of those ta-tas.
And your rhyme was quite clever. Best I've heard...ever? ;)
I have to agree with the Dr. For me less, is more. It's the little ways in which women are sexy that are the biggest turn-on. Half the time they don't know it. Or at least act like they don't. (By they I mean my wife of course)
ReplyDeleteZibbs, it appears you, or someone, need to post a serious break down of why men love boobs so much. I've still never heard a satisfying answer to that question.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if it can be explained why we like boobs so much. I think it's on an instinctual level and if you don't get it, it can't be explained. It's like if you asked someone to explain why they liked chocolate instead of vanilla. You can't really explain it, it just tastes better to you.
ReplyDeleteWWW - you have a way with words.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Zibbs' preference for real life boobs, it's true. Strip club boobs and porn boobs are there specifically for you to look at. You don't have to work to get them, they're there for anyone; they're public boobs. If you're privileged to see some real life boobs, it's exciting because you've seen something normally hidden; you've earned those boobs. And if you catch a flash of unintentional cleavage, you still get a private thrill. It's all about exclusivity.
ReplyDeleteThose girls are lucky. I won't say why.
ReplyDeletethose are some good boobs.....and good bras.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Boobs. I've got two.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that I'm walking up the street right now to throw some darts with the guys and I've printed this post and will be walking in the door with unbridled pride. We will gaze upon these beauties allllll night.
ReplyDeleteYour mother obviously bottle-fed you. It's the reverse of penis envy, and probably Freudian, somehow. As a Dr., I would expect you to behave better.
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, words words words isn't called that for nothin'. Ask him to explain anything and it will be the best explanation you've ever heard. His mind is his sexiest asset.
ReplyDeleteHow much do good boobs cost nowadays?
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Ten years ago they were $5,000. Since then there's been some inflation and some deflation so I'd guess it's still about the same.
ReplyDeleteNot that I know. A friend told me.
ReplyDeleteGwen, maybe it's because I have a few beers in me but I honestly thought that was a new picture of Mathdude.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think that the Australian government is offering $7000 towards all first home buyers deposit. Clearly they should be putting this money towards first boob enlargements to make a better country for us all.
ReplyDeleteSpud Mack - but these ar actually real boobs.
ReplyDeleteIf I put my face between those and went "BUBLGRBLRBGHBLRRBHGBHGHG" I wonder if I'd get ink on my forehead.
ReplyDeleteInflation and deflation....hahaha. Nice. Also, Fal, your check is in the mail.
ReplyDeleteThis post taught me never to read your blog while I'm in class and sitting towards the front of the room. The picture was enjoyed by many.
ReplyDeleteMan, I just know you are walking proud today:)
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