So the winner of my contest, the That Blue Yak Google This Contest is the beautiful pair of breasts you see above. The breasts on the right that is. The breasts on the left are those of a willing friend.When I received this photo I was very excited. And proud. Just think, one of my readers has the loyalty to take such as beautiful photo. I'm not an expert on art, but I must say that this is one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen. Four perfect breasts, being held hostage by dainty, frilly bras. The positioning of the breasts toward each other is perfect. Go ahead. Look again. It's like the Mona Lisa but it's boobs and it has "Google This: That Blue Yak" written on it.
So many questions though. At the photo shoot was there giggling happening? Was there an argument over who stood on the right because maybe they thought I prefer boobs on the right? Then the argument excalated into pushing? And then the hardware that holds the bras securely in place accidently came free and a wrestling match began? I don't know. I wasn't there.
The reader that sent this heavenly image in however has asked to remain anonymous. And will I break this trust? Hell no. And risk getting more pictures like this? Feel free to start a witch hunt but no matter what you ask me, no matter how much you beg...I will not tell you who this is. I think it's very important that all of my female readers know that I can be very, very discreet. Am I coming through loud and clear? You can trust me. No matter what you send me, I will not reveal your identity. I might however, make you a star. Think about it.
Obviously a boob man huh? Nice work Anonymous. Could this be considered a "booby prize"? (I couldn't resist)
ReplyDeleteas my college room-mate used to say (in a very quick manner):
ReplyDelete"boobsalot, boobsalot, I like boobs a lot."
All I had to do to win was show my breasts? You should have included that in the contest rules!
ReplyDeleteGAH!!! I keep opening your blogpage at work and boobs are staring at me! If blogger gets blocked here because of this, I know where you live.
ReplyDeleteReally, I have no idea but I know it's close.
Nice boobs. Are they real?
I win! I win! Oh, wait, I haven't told anyone about the operation yet, have I?
ReplyDeleteInteresting use of sepia.
ReplyDeleteFigures the one with the boobs would win,,,,,typical man, should of known.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think the sign at the Filmore hotel was hands down the best.
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1. i didn't know there WAS a competition till now.
ReplyDelete2. if i'd known it involved sending you explicit pics of myself in my underwear i would have been right there.
3. that is a damn lie.
4. me in my underwear!!
5 aaarrrrggghhhh
i think it's falwless btw. she looks like the kinda woman that wears lacy underpinnings.
And just on a side note there will be an additional picture from this winner being posted a bit later on today. So check back. And you've got to admit. This is a great picture.
ReplyDeleteI've been studying this pic, ya know...for science. Anyway, it's the same bra in different colors for the two models and the boob structure looks almost identical. Are you sure that it is really two women, or could it just be one woman with good photo editing skillz? Curious bloggers want to know.
ReplyDeleteNow, back to my research.
Zibbs, you have reached rock star status. Next women are going to be sending you their panties. Well done, ladies!
ReplyDeleteB.E.Earl - Very good point. The breasts are very similar. If you look at the pair on the right however, you'll notice they meet a bit at the top. You'll notice that they form a desirable ridge - I'm not sure what that ridge is called but I think you'll agree that it is desirable.
ReplyDeleteSome Guy - I hope some panties do get sent my way. Unless they're really from some dude trying to play a sick joke. That would just me immature.
Wonderful Zibbs! I was going to send you a picture of the words down the side of my unit, but I only made it to GOO before I ran out of room...
ReplyDelete-sigh-
I was thinking the same thing, like a positive and a negative thing. The symmetry is cool. I'm dying to know to whom they belong, and if they were born with them.
ReplyDeleteThe appearance of the desirable ridge may have something to do with the placement of the words on the rackola. On the left we have "Google This" scrawled directly on the boobage. On the right, the words are up higher.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. I'm gonna continue with my research.
The poster whishes to remain Anonymous? Then I believe I should be recieving a few photos myself no?
ReplyDeleteAnd my boobs are nowhere near that nice.
What an unbelievable let-down, Zibbs. WTF? Are boobs new to you or something? You did a good job building up the suspense - too bad you didn't deliver.
ReplyDeleteIs THAT what we call them now? Art! Great Photo!
ReplyDeleteSigned:
Runner up for a shitty prize!!!
- Jennifer
dammit I want breasts like that too..
ReplyDeleteYou can tell me who it is, Zibbs. I can be discreet. Just whisper it. You know, in an email (that's all lower case letters).
ReplyDeleteKatrocket - A let down? Are you crazy? These are real boobs from real readers AND it says, "That Blue Yak." What could be better?
ReplyDeleteMcGone - my next step is to have some type of party where all of the ladies dance for us. I will be sitting on a huge throne but there will be a few altar boy sized chairs and one of them is reserved for you my friend.
But I thought there was supposed to be a Blue Yak reference somewhere on the entry. I've stared at this picture for quite some time now, and I have yet to notice any words.
ReplyDeleteSo now that I am done laughing at Skyler's Dad's comment, I just have to say I'm sort of with Kat on this one. I mean, no offense, those are two really nice racks, but with all the suspense I was totally waiting to see "GOOGLE THIS: THAT BLUE YAK" spray painted on the ceiling of the Sistene Chapel. This sort of leaves me underwhelmed.
ReplyDeleteYou're a lucky man, Zibbo! I think you have four very dedicated fans here!
ReplyDeleteKat & Falw: What did you say again, I didn't hear you I was looking at the boobies. Boobies. The ones right there.
ReplyDeleteTony Alva has spoken - you ladies clearly don't appreciate art. And Jon, keep looking. It might take a few days but the letters will show up. It's kind of like those optical illusion pictures. You have to stare into it. Not AT it.
ReplyDeleteIt's not exactly "art" when you actually own a pair, Zibbs. I do agree that's a stunning dual rack, but I believe you promised us something "so great, so earth shattering and titillating that you will not believe it."
ReplyDeleteFAIL.
I understand that you married guys don't get to see nice tits as often as we lesbians do, so I'm happy for you. Really!
I'm still disappointed.
I think Skylersdad should have posted his pic.
ReplyDeleteKat - but how many boobs have "That Blue Yak" written on them? Hmm? Hmm? Given that you see more than I do these days, ARE there many that have, "That Blue Yak" written on them? And please tell your friends that I have always been a supporter of the gay community. And if they want to thank me by forwarding me photos that is their decisions. We're all adults here.
ReplyDeleteLydia - You can put that nonsense on your blog.
Umm I think Zibbs did come through on his promise of "titillating". Should have seen this coming. I am still amazed at the power of the breasts to bring men to their knees. Whatevehs.
ReplyDeleteYawn......
ReplyDeleteI can see 4 fabulous (real) breasts just by looking in a mirror.
The real genius in this picture is how well Anonymous knows the audience of one Mr. Zibbs.
ReplyDeleteI have a guess who it is, but I'll never tell.
ok, i have to finally come clean...
ReplyDeletethe pic is me and earl...
Now this is my idea of the "Golden Globes Award"...The award statue could be an exact replica of the picture. The acceptance speech is chock-full of possibilities:
ReplyDelete"I'd like to thank TBY and Victoria's Secret for this award..." etc etc etc.
Mine are pierced. I think Idda won like Obama had you seen that shit.
ReplyDeleteI have "That Blue Yak" shaved into my pubic hair (and there's not much left after all that), but I was much too camera-shy to enter your contest.
ReplyDeleteBeckeye lies. She has "I once visited a website called That Blue Yak. I never went back. Yackety Yak" shaved into her pubic hair.
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say she's very, very, very hirsute.
Damn. If only Lydia, Evil Genius (aka Giggle Pixie), and I had thought to bring markers the night of the pillow fight at the Philadelphia Merlot.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Damn and again I say, Damn.
Well I have to admit I am a little disappointed too..
ReplyDeleteNot of your nice rack posted on your page.
But that your hot racked lady and friend won't identify herself. Is she even a reader of yours? or just some hot stripper friends trying to ruin other peoples chances of winning a sweet prize from you!?!
-LMC
Falwless - you win my secret contest for using the most obscure word for dark , matted hair. You'll be receiving the prize of dark matted hair. Please leave your address.
ReplyDeleteDearest Catherine - these beautiful breasts are those of a reader and commenter of this amazing blog.
Fal only knows that because she begged me to send her my clippings in a pink, scented envelope.
ReplyDeleteThat's some really nice penmanship.
ReplyDeleteBeckeye - SHHHHHH!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet you got excited when a photo of boos arrived....ya perv...
ReplyDeleteI like the one at the Filmores Hotel myself....but thats cuz Im a female and I dont get excited when I see a photo of boos.....
but that's just me....
peace
#2
Sista #2 - I'm not a perv I'm just a guy. Wait. I think that's the same thing.
ReplyDeleteThis cracks me up..i love this!!!
ReplyDeleteI am cracking up at the use of rackola from b.e. and desirable ridge from you!!!
As far as this being the best photo of the bunch, i have to disagree!! For some reason, i am drawn to the photo on the beach with the words written in the sand!!! To me, thats art!!!
Boobs, not so much!!!
I'm a little disappointed... I mean, don't get me wrong. Nice rack(s)! but, seriously, that was the first thing that popped into MY head when you mentioned a contest.
ReplyDeleteHaha... joke is on me because I actually thought it wasn't original ENOUGH.
I guess I should've known though... with men... BOOBS ALWAYS WIN!
Ladies, I'm pretty sure in Zibbs' world there is still plenty of time to send him boob pics and get a prize. What the prize may be is entirely up to him.
ReplyDelete"Titilating", huh? Yeah, I get it now.
ReplyDeleteSo, titivated tits is all it took to win?! Dang it.
wow, I missed the contest, so I guessed I really missed out on somet...oh hey! BOOBIES!!
ReplyDeleteBest blog post ever!
ReplyDeleteNext to the carny post.