So on my last post the West Chester food blogger with the great hair that I love Kimmie - (and I'll be meeting her in real life soon) - said I should spend $3 and get my car washed. There's a $3 car wash right on Market Street in West Chester. It's called Pete's Car Wash.
And it's a perfect segway into the the real life picture that is me inside Pete's Car Wash in West Chester.
I'm not lying when I tell you that when I go through car washes sometimes I like to scream and act out like the huge things that slam down are like monsters tentacles. Like if it were a movie or something. I guess that if you're with a few people and you do it that it's pretty funny but some people might say that if you do it yourself that it's kind of weird. See - and some of you people thought I was really normal.
At least I keep myself amused.
I sing really loud and off key to the radio when I'm driving.I do it on purpose and the more obnoxious I am, the funnier it is. Plus I make up my own lyrics and sing those instead...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to try the car wash thing too. Sounds like a good time.
I'm all about having a good time!
You're a wack job. but I love it.
ReplyDeletep.s. when are we meeting? hm?
haha...you can borrow some of my happy pills if you need them. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's segue darl.
ReplyDeleteSegway is the balance-scooter (beloved of GOB Bluth).
I love carwashes.
At 3 dollars you were robbed blind. I would have washed your cruiser for a dollar and a creme egg.
ReplyDeleteMy kids and I ALWAYS scream and go mad when we are inside the car wash. Is this abnormal behaviour?
ReplyDeleteI take the time in car washes to masturbate.
ReplyDeleteNo different than just sitting in traffic, really.
Or in my garage.
But you still have gay pride, right?
ReplyDeletemy gosh how i loved car washes as a kid.
ReplyDeletenowadays, at least by me, you cant sit in the car anymore.. they make you get out the car goes thru all on its own :(
I try and roll down the window at just the right time to try and not get the inside wet. It's like beating the car wash.
ReplyDeleteI seldom win...
Pete's needs a carwash-cam with a livefeed to http://www.west-chester.com.
ReplyDeleteBeing inside the car wash makes everything look like a Monet.
ReplyDeleteI have a little can of Evian water and when hubby's not looking I look with my face out of my window on the right and spray gently a bit of water into his direction...the reactions you sometimes get are worth every penny...(those cans are expensive, so money well spent)
ReplyDelete:-DD
That sounds like a good time to me. Our car washes are all do it yourself jobs. They're for people who are too lazy to drag the hose to the driveway, but have enough energy to wash their own car. Weird.
ReplyDeleteword ver. is gebal which would be gerbal if it had an r in it. Not interesting really, except maybe to Moooooog 35.
My wv is "goned" :|
ReplyDeleteSorry, can't remember what it was I was going to say now ...
Uhhhhhh I go through the car wash frequently but I worry about the damn thing breaking down in the middle of the rinse. Then what would I do? I'd have to get out and get my hair wet!
ReplyDeleteThank god for the garage doors that go down to keep the noise and jestures from the next person in line!
- Jennifer
Who the hell thinks you're normal? I would never insult you that way.
ReplyDeleteI like to think about you while I'm in the carwash.
ReplyDeleteAnd when I think about you, I touch myself...la la la la la.....
Sorry. Where was I?
Why pay three bucks for a car wash? It's raining here and that one was free. FREE.
ReplyDeletePffft! I don't go to the car wash. I talk the neighborhood kids into washing my car for me for free. FREE. They're all pumped to do it too because I tell them they can spray down the five year old if he gets out of line. I'm giving them pure kid bliss. I'm generous like that.
ReplyDeleteWho are these people that thought you were normal? Suckers.
ReplyDeleteYou scream when you're in the carwash? Wow, that's effing gay.
ReplyDeletePhil Bennett congratulations on finding my blog and now being able to have a better life.
ReplyDeleteJenks - you'd have to see the way I scream. I do it in a very non gay way. It's hard to explain.
and Miss Alex - one of these days we'll meet. Until then, continue to stare out the window from you bedroom - softly singing Disney princess songs.
ReplyDeleteAnd whatever you do - BELIEVE.
Ive seriously always wanted to go through a car wash in a convertible just like in every action packed comedy movie out there...something on my "to do" list...only problem I would never use my own so need to find someone who has one and is willing to give me the keys...yeah baby!!
ReplyDeleteMy baby is not allowed through a car wash. Big F would kill me, hide my body, then blame some redneck.
ReplyDeleteI think I see a booger on your steering wheel.
peace
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We have a kid at our school who is terrified of car washes. If he starts acting up, we just threaten to call the parents and suggest a car wash (I swear they told us to do that). Aren't we a bundle of fun?!
ReplyDeleteBeth - welcome to the King of Blogs.
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