Happy Easter. WCHE 1520. Gigantic Monster Jesus.
Number one - stay calm. If my calculations are correct, the real Jesus will rise from the dead today at 3:00. He will have grown to 100 feet tall.
And he's pissed.
I'm urging all citizens to gather as many eggs as they can. When the gigantic Jesus approaches you, throw the eggs directly at his heart. You've got to trust me on this.
I will be releasing a message to all survivors via the West Chester radio station WCHE 1520 AM in a few days with a plan for rebuilding.
Good luck.
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Throwing eggs at Jesus is like having sex in church.....ya just don't do it.
Happy Easter!!
peace
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Well it's 4.06, I guess I missed all the excitement. I was on the toilet!!!
Which is why I prefer to worship the Jesus in the grilled cheese. If he gets out of hand, I can just eat him.
You're so going to hell.
See you there!
Ps: Bring pie
I love the way your mind works. I can always count on you for something completely different.
Hope you had a nice Easter. xo
Girl I - Your comment are t-shirt worthy. Bring Pie. Classic.
Diane - Thanks. I strive to bring joy to all. Expecially on one of the holy days.
We used to listen to WCHE for school closings..I didn't realize they did monster Jesus attack warnings too!!
What are the rest of us supposed to do?
Fancy - pray.
I wanna be tax collector ok? and I get to charge a commission.
He's already huge. He totally be ya to the punch.
Happy Easter!
Holy shit, I missed the whole deal. Zibbsy, if you're alive, give us a sign.
Cameron - I'm safe in my bunker.
Absolute gold Zibbs.
Happy Easter!
Whew, I made it through the weekend without running into the big guy. Thanks for the warning!
Dude, if Jesus is 100 feet tall I am not throwing shit! I will be his bitch! Completely!
Dedene - it's all part of the service I supply.
All clear in Missouri.
Egging Jesus, huh? Well, okay, since it's doctor's orders and all.
Cora - it's the Gigantic Monster Jesus.
Christ, that's like a Jesus tsunami.
HA! You make me laugh.
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