Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Practical Jokes, Weddings and New Blog Readers.



That's it - I've got it! I just thought of a great practical joke. Once I find a new reader that seems very vulnerable, I thought I could lead her on. Like I'm in love with her. You guys can help by leaving comments on her blog saying, "He totally likes you".

Then, on the wedding day, all of you guys can pretend to be my real life friends. And just when I'm supposed to say "I do" I'll say,

"I...I...(looking at you guys in church trying not to laugh)..I GOT YOU". Some one can crawl up behind her and and I'll push her over you so she falls on the floor.

Then the priest will pull off his fake mask showing he's some D list actor (maybe Screech from Saved by the Bell or David from Eight is Enough) and a huge drape will fall on the alter that's covering a huge monitor that's shows all of the people she works with watching this hysterical joke.

Then we'll all point and laugh. Is everyone in?

47 comments:

  1. What are the laws in Pennsylvania? Does it have to be a "she"? Not asking for myself, mind you, but I had this thought...

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  2. Suffering from Easter Tuesday blues or Easter Bunner withdrawal are we?

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  3. I'm thinking...

    Maybe you need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

    Not that it isn't BRILLIANT, because it IS, but...

    I think you just need to make sure you close all the loopholes.

    ;)

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  4. Seriously, it could work.

    It would at least be hilarious to try! She would think she has a stalker...

    All my mom's relatives ask me if I'm worried about getting a stalker because I have a blog. So it could work.

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  5. I'd comment, but I'm not at home to Mr. Mean & Grumpy today

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  6. You should probably at some point in the gag buy her a charming little puppy...then at the climax of the "big reveal" you also throw the dead puppy like a wedding bouquet, laughing maniacally...

    I mean if we're gonna do this, lets do this right.

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  7. Love it. I've been looking for a decent excuse to get down to lovely West Chester, PA anyway.

    Can I play your loser in love, bitter cousin or something?

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  8. Whatever happened to good ole Grant Goodeve.

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  9. But what if it turns out she was pranking you as well and before you get a chance to pull one over on her she pulls down your pants and kicks you into the crowd?

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  10. Oh Zibbs...you dont mess with a girl on her wedding day unless you are far enough away that she can only "reach out and touch you" via a telephone call...otherwise...how fast can you run? Just curious.

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  11. Swedish Chef - I was laughing so hard at that I almost drove off the road!

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  12. I'm in if we can kill her granny with the shock. I mean, you have to gaurantee her granny will keel over and die at the bog reveal. Otherwise it's just going to be a let down.

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  13. Bog reveal? Big reveal, even. Although if there's a bog in there somewhere, I'm not opposed.

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  14. Think of what this will do to your numbers, though. You might, just possibly, alienate any new followers. Otherwise, brilliant.

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  15. Sure.

    Just as soon as we get back from that Alex Trebek trip.

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  16. As long as I can be the flower girl.

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  17. This seems very elaborate, but I have a few minutes to kill this afternoon. I'm in. Can I be the best man?

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  18. Suze and Cameron - yes, you can be flower girl and best man.

    I'll also need two people who can pull the runner down the aisle and NOT screw it up. All I need is someone making a mockery out of this precious day.

    And Miss Alex - what do you mean by Wooooow?

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  19. I'm catering! And, you must delete this post at once so he/she'll be none the wiser.

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  20. if you hadnt ruined the joke by telling it to me, this would have worked on ME..

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  21. What about Bam, will he be able to make the wedding?

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  22. You will definately go to hell for that one.

    Listen Zibbsy, since you can't access my page, and missed my announcement, I'll be gone from the 15th through the 22nd. I'm going on a holiday to Merritt Island, and I don't know if I'll have computer access. But, scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all. Try not to forget me. xo

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  23. Woooowww... that's totally humiliating and hilarious.

    to reply to your comment on my blog I will quote:

    "You my friend can try it on ... ;)I'll assist. "

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  24. im totally in. public humiitation brings teh funnies

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  25. Let me guess...you will woo her with upside down tomato plants and finger squirrels?

    Somehow I feel that this end very badly for you.

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  26. dude.

    totally in.


    I can help her with the wedding dress (sewing and tailoring it). And throw a bridal shower.


    \m/ \m/

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  27. Sista #2 - I never said I was nice did I?

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  28. Can I be the bride? I need some story to write on Totally Awkward Tuesday by Tova darling!
    And lately I've been hooked on Yoville in Facebook, so I have not been posting.
    I promise I'll forget all about this post and act like I really love you back and I will pee on my pants and have an heart attack when you will "get me"!

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  29. oh sweet jesus you have LOST your fucking mind.

    have you been drinking again???

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  30. Raf - you'll have to pretend that you're new to the blog and then...no. That's not going to work.

    Vodka Mom - Does you daughter have a boyfriend? This might make a good punishment for her.

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  31. Sure thing, I hear that line a lot. You know? Could give a girl a complex!!!

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  32. OMG! While I'm totally not on board this thought did cross my mind...

    The priest pulling off his fake mask should be Darth Vader and say "(name), you have been Zibbed."

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  33. hahahahahaha. holy crap. how am i just finding out about you??
    um.... question... why did you go to my blog & not choose to follow? not good enough for you, eh? not cool enough? well, i'm not gonna follow your blog until you march you little mouse right back over to my blog and follow. there - jokes on you!

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  34. Then we'll tie her up in a rug and throw her off a bridge!

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