A few years ago my daughter left a shampoo cap off of the bottle in the tub. The slippery shampoo seeped out of the bottle. I was showering up my nude body (including the sexy reproductive areas) when I slipped and fell out of the tub.
I landed with my upper body on the outside of the tub and my lower body on the inside of the tub. I ended up with a black and blue mark the size of a basketball.
This could have been a much funnier bathroom story if it had involved a toilet, or if it had happened to you - not me. Because it hurt like hell and I wasn't laughing.
But it brings me to this question. Has anyone ever fallen into the toilet because the toilet seat was up? Because that's funny.
Please tell your story.
Sorry, no falling down the toilet stories..but, I would buy this toilet if the tongue would work out properly...
ReplyDeleteI have not...I have, however, tried to pee in my dresser in a drunken stupor. My wife, fortunately, stopped me in time.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not funny at all. Happened to me when I was about 12 years old. Older brother left the seat up. Middle of the night, stumbled into the bathroom, entire ass hit water. Not funny. Cold.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Samsmama, not funny. With 2 brothers, I found my ass literally in the toilet many times. Usually when I was stumbling home drunk in the summer during college.
ReplyDeleteActually, I believe I thought it was funny back then...
uh yes its happened to me a couple times...and its not frickin funny at all. Nothing wakes you up at 2 am more then sitting to take a pee and suddenly soaking your ass in cold water!!!!! But not I must say where can I find a toilet like this one?????
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm fresh out of falling in the toilet stories. I've hugged it a few times but that's a whole nuther blog story!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday!
- Jennifer
I'll have to agree with Samsmama, too. This hasn't happened to me, but to my daughter when she was about 3 and just learning to use the potty. Potty training isn't much fun anyway, but it's even worse trying to teach a child who is now traumatized because her lazy-ass father left the seat up. That daughter's a tween now, and I still put the stupid toilet seat down every single night before I go to bed so none of the kids will fall in in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteSorry but that story was funny...daughter 1, Zibbs 0!
ReplyDeleteThere have been too many times that I have plunked down into the cold depths of the porcelean pool to count.
I'm sure you've seen this one but it fits in nicely with your topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MHtx1nwFow
That is one freaky toilet.
ReplyDeleteNo, I've never fallen in the toilet. I live with 3 males so I lead with my hands. I feel before I sit.
Toilets are always funny. Everything about them. I bring one whenever I go to a funeral. And maybe people don't laugh SUPER hard, but that's because they are too busy chasing me around.
ReplyDeleteThey're all "Why the hell is that stranger running around carrying a toilet?" People at funerals are stuck up is my point.
I got kind of excited when you mentioned sexy reproductive areas and then I remembered you were a dude and that would be pretty gay, not that there's anything wrong with that if you are so inclined.
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my son had fallen into the toilet..
ReplyDeletebut then again his butt is like the size of an apple.. its easy to do.
I've never done that, but it's happened to some tiny little children I used to take care of...and I laughed.
ReplyDeleteSlyde - An apple? He is tiny.
ReplyDeleteThat's probably the one thing I HAVEN'T done with a toilet.
ReplyDeleteI've said too much.
Lilu - please send photos.
ReplyDeleteI mean...don't send photos.
There's some good old fashioned nightmare fuel... a toilet you have to floss!
ReplyDeleteNightmare fuel. Never heard that one before.
ReplyDeleteAnd why am I losing followers?
ReplyDeleteI've never done anything like this, but at a New Year's Eve party once, somebody was so drunk that they tried to take a crap on a square coffee table with a round lazy susan at one end. I guess to a drunk person it sort of looked like a toilet.
ReplyDeleteSadly not, but your misfortune brightened my day. I did hear of a lady who was on the loo when the toilet seat cracked at the hinges, she slipped down the side and got jammed between the toilet and the shower wall. They had to get the fire crew in to free her!
ReplyDeleteI have.
ReplyDeleteI know right.
Me, falling into the crapper, more than once.
Hard to believe...
It's not a graceful sight. Plus there is cursing involved. I know right.....me....curse?
peace
#2
No, but my aunt once went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and in her sleepy-funk she didn't realize the toilet lid was down. She sat on the lid and then peed all over the floor.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm English, we pride ourselves on maintaining perfect bathroom etiquette at all times.
ReplyDeleteOh, and our poo smells like tea roses
Ps: That toilet scares me
#1 has. Motherfuckingmen. How many times have I told the dumbasses !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo to get them back, when I have my period, I pee and do not flush. Not a pretty site. That'll teach them !!!
#1
awww lol that funny.
ReplyDeleteno kids yet, but don't kids use that potty training thing until they get big enough :)
Philly - first the farting now this.
ReplyDeleteI have fallen in the tub, but never out of the tub. I have also fallen off a ski chairlift (sober) and received the occasional ass-dunking by sitting on the can without checking first. I should be more careful what I do with my pants down, but maybe when I'm 50 I'll be more mature.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I have dunked my trunk! It's funny but not very. How many stories can there be about this. I was drunk/stoned/tired. I woke up/left the party/got ready for bed and walked into the bathroom but because I was inebriated/stoned/it was dark, I didn't see that the seat was left up. I sat my ass down and went further than I was prepared. My ass got wet and I screamed. ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteIt's much funnier if you are out in the wilderness camping/hiking/having a bush party and go behind a bush to pee but you pass out/ lose your balance/someone scares you and you fall over while peeing.
I grew up with 5 brothers, so it happened on a weekly basis.
ReplyDeleteThe elderly gentleman that I take care of puts the lid of the toilet down.
ReplyDeleteOne night, I had to go bad so rushed in, didn't bother turning on a light before jerking my shorts down and sitting. On the lid.
I pissed all over myself. Fail.
What's worse than falling into a toilet with the seat left up? When the bastard didn't bother flushing either! Nothing like having to shower in the middle of the night. And he wonders why I left him...
ReplyDeleteFancy - that's nasty.
ReplyDeleteBeen there. Done that.
ReplyDeleteTotally want that toilet. Does it come in 'scream with the lid is lifted'?
Shawn - given the huge reaction to the toilet, TBY industries will be ripping it off and selling it.
ReplyDeleteThis one time I was hallucinating, and my toilet looked exactly like that. I think I'm having a flashback.
ReplyDeleteI dropped my wallet in my pee once. Not funny.
ReplyDeleteyes. twice growing up because of my brothers, once with each one of the exes I lived with.
ReplyDeleteits not fun. nor is it funny.
ok, its kinda funny.
when its not me.