Except for the male bloggers, I encourage all my readers to post pictures of themselves in various stages of undress. Like Phat Mama did here. And look how I was mentioned. I'm famous.
And if you read the comments of that post, you'll see that Phat Mama was unsure if sending me X-rated pics would be OK. Let me make something perfectly clear: (talking into bull horn) YES. IT IS OK.
In fact, it's also encouraged. And if you think about it, it's very,very natural. And you don't want to be un-natural do you? Seriously, we're all adults here.
And I won't repost them or anything.
And if you're too shy, some might think to take pictures of their roommates while they're sleeping or really drunk and forward those as well. Or perhaps wear a mask. It's really up to you. Remember, just be yourself.
And if I really do have Jesusy powers like I'm starting to think - I will reserve a spot for you in heaven.
Woops. Didn't read the 'just the ladies' part.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to delete that email I just sent you.
Moog - sorry for the late response but I needed to clean the vomit off of my computer screen.
ReplyDeleteJust before I went to bed last night (late), I came over here to read the communion post. Good stuff, that. I love when you veer towards blasphemous.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm so glad you did this post to let me know, positively, absolutely, that you will NOT be offended by pictures of my naked ass. And other parts. Which I will email to you tonight when I get home.
Because I'm at work. And pulling up pictures such as those would cause my boss to a. fire me. b. stroke out.
I do think though that you're going to be surprised. And we'll leave it at that, Hot Zibbs.
I've exposed my soul to you, that's enough. xo
ReplyDeleteword ver. suffer, so there.
The following testimony is from a real person and is not a handsomely paid for advertisement.
ReplyDelete"Hi, my name is Prunella Jones and I can attest to the Jesusy powers of Dr. Zibbs. Sending him nude pictures of myself was the best thing I've ever done.
I used to be a shy, lonely spinster who spent Saturday nights organizing my sock drawer, but ever since sending the good doctor full frontal shots of my lady business, life has gotten much more exciting! I now shake my ass for money three nights a week and I'm regularly featured in the pages of "Hawt Beavers" Magazine.
Thanx Doc!"
LOL Pru! Fuck, I just spewed sweet tea all over the laptop!
ReplyDeleteYou know I love you and your humor! (And your rack.)
I was just going to do a P.S. post to Hot Zibbs (I say Hot Zibbs like I say Hot Damn!!) letting him know the only reason I was sending pics of my 'lady business' was to schmooze up to his Jesusy powers and not, definitely NOT because I have any exhibitionist tendencies, whatsoever!
P.S.S. I also do not ever think of meeting up with Zibbs in the confessional.
What if it's super zoomed in, and we make you "guess the hole"?
ReplyDeleteI'm in a weird place today.
Great. That dress that the girl is wearing in your picture is the same exact fabric that my seven year old daughter's school uniform...buzzkill.
ReplyDeletePhat Mama - I'll plan to light some candles around my computer and put on some Al Green music tonight for when I open the email.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not a hoax because after reading Lilu's comment now I'm afraid that there might be an image that I can't make out because it's a super close up then tomorrow there will be a post that reads, "Dr Zibbs says close up of a scrotum 'looks nice'".
Whew, I'm off the hook. I don't quite trust those Jesusy powers anyway.
ReplyDeleteLostInSpace - Believe.
ReplyDeletezibbs, your scrotum comment is hilarious. xo
ReplyDeletelol, I meant pleasantly surprised.
ReplyDeleteNot balls in your face, horrified.
And I love Al Green. He's on my top ten 'music to grind to.'
Phat Mama - (rubbing hands in a non creepy, totally nothing like Mr Burns way)....EEEExcellent.
ReplyDeletelol @Excellent...
ReplyDeleteFinally! An outlet for all my nekkid pics!
ReplyDeletePearl
If you can get all us girls into heaven just for sending you X rated photos of ourselves, what do the fellas have to do for you to get them into heaven too?
ReplyDeleteOr heaven just reserved for you and the ladies?
;-)
Hey Zibbs, where's my money? I've been hanging out at the Western Union office all morning and it's not here yet.
ReplyDeleteZibbs you DEFINATELY Jesusy...
ReplyDeletePhat Mama: Me fuckin ow!!!
LOL Pru!
ReplyDeleteZibbs, You should have my arse and Al Green by 11 p.m. EST.
Prunella - I sent your reward to the bank (looks around - stands a bit higher)...the sperm bank...(holds high five up).....(crowd looks at him and stares)...(he lowers hand in shame)
ReplyDeletePhat Mama - 11? That a wayyyy long time away.
ReplyDeleteOK. I'll wait.
We are not amused, Zibbs. We need $$$$.
ReplyDelete(The "we" being me and all the voices in my head.)
Prunella - I will pay you with the best lap dance you've ever had when I meet you.
ReplyDeleteNekkid pictures? WHERE DO I SEND? haha
ReplyDeleteMellafabulous - naked picture sending is closed for the business day but you can show up here.
ReplyDeleteI'll send you my address.
aww I had something with a garter belt and my fat ass. :D
ReplyDeleteOh wow. X-Rated pics. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteUm...hey Zibbs...can I borrow that megaphone for a bit?
Two things..
ReplyDelete1) Did she send them? Huh huh? Was the altar at your computer worthwhile?
2) Want my pics? :P
Nyxmyst - she sure did send them. And yes - please send your to me as well.
ReplyDeleteOk, first of all, you obviously haven't been reading my last few posts or you would have seen this:
ReplyDeletehttp://e-deconstructed.blogspot.com/2009/05/just-consider-it-mental-upchuck-part.html
Ok, so I'm not really nude or even partially nude, but you do get to see a nice angle of the rack.