It was pretty funny when my sister got attacked by a bird in Sea Isle this weekend. It was weird though. Ten people sitting on a deck at midnight, loud as hell and this bird comes out of nowhere and flaps into her hair. And it wasn't a bat either. I saw it with my own two eyes.
She was freaking out.
We were laughing.
Here's a funny video of various people getting attacked by birds.
Did your sister piss and / or shit herself? That would have been epic funny if that were the case.
ReplyDeleteCameron - she just screamed like a girl as we laughed our asses off.
ReplyDeleteThe next day we were going to look for a fake bird to do a practical joke but we were too hungover.
I'd laugh... but this is pretty much what my morning walk to work every morning looks like.
ReplyDeleteLilu - please bring a video camera.
ReplyDeletei love that! my friend got POOPED on her HEAD! BIRD POOP! and it was FUNNY! i laughed.
ReplyDeleteMy friend was strolling her baby when a bird shit on her daughter's head.
ReplyDeletePlain & simple, birds cannot be trusted. Shady fuckers.
I can't help but laugh at stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteMy sister and I were walking down by the beach, and I was eating a soft pretzel. As we walked, I would occasionally throw a morsel of pretzel into the air. When my sister finally realized the pieces weren't coming back down, she looked up to see a small flock of seagulls hovering over us. I knew they were there the whole time, she didn't. She ran screaming, it was hysterical! Man, good times.
ReplyDeleteSee, that's why I don't like birds (and freaked out when a sparrow chased me round the balcony) or bats.. They get in your hair and you never find them again :(
ReplyDeleteI ocne saw a fat bloke (in Brighton I think) have his doughnut taken off him by a huge gull, which then proceeded to hover in the wind in front of him, so he punched it right in the gizzard making it drop it's prize and fly off.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping he'd pick the doughnut up carry on eating it, but he didn't.
*sigh*
okay, THAT was funny..........
ReplyDeletei am STILL laughing.
OMG this was funny !! The peacock was awesome in his attack ; I could hear the mother screaming already because the girl's white dress will be completely dirty/ruined !!
ReplyDeleteAnd the guy with the pelican is such a cheesed*ck ; LOL he deserved that one !!
Hahahahahaaa
More Dr Zibbs, MORE !!
That was funny, I'm not crazy about birds, either. My niece had a seagull land on her head and take her sandwich right out of her hands at the beach once. They are bold little f-ers!
ReplyDeleteI was attacked by a flock of birds at Sea World in Florida. They took my cheesecake. I was not amused...
ReplyDeletePop and Ice - welcome to TBY
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