With that hair and sweater, that's probably the closest that guy ever got to pussy. Until the day he got some new duds, got contact lenses, cut the hair, and started an awe inspiring blog with hundreds of followers worshiping his every word.
(in perfect Klingon) "Lets go Beatrice, Battlestar Galictica is on in 20 minutes and mom said I can't come home until I pick up Gram's at the Y... Whats that? Yes Ms. Beatrice I meow you too"
Scampers into salmon colored Geo Metro and putters away into the Iowan sunset...
I wonder, is this photo only funny now, with the benefit of the passage of time, or was this photo funny from the moment it emerged from the chemicals at the photo lab, given the times as the context from when it came, you know what I mean? I mean, did at one time, in an era where some if not everybody who wore giant aviator glasses and had a mullet and beard thought this was cool, or did people with aviator glasses and mullets immediately see this photo and say, nice picture of your cat, fag! (Because back then we would have been homophobic too)
Can I have just one more of Fluffy Von Meowington? I want to make sure you've got his good side as you see it's for our Myspace page he gets very cwanky when you get his bad side
*begins to rub noese with kitty : Don't chuuuu Mr Mowwington ... Yeeeeesssss..... Yessss you doooooo... Yes you doooooo.... Oh Whoops a hair out of place
What do you think he said the second after the photo was shot?
Said to cat; "Thank-you sweet-ums, you are probably the only pussy that will ever sit on my lap"
ReplyDeleteIs that a mullett or just a tail like the fellers used to wear in the 80's?
ReplyDeleteEither way...win!
"Mommy, can we go home now? Precious is hungry"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-put-out-to-pasture/
ReplyDeleteCheck out her shirt...I laughed and thought of your blog the minute I saw it.
"Well, pussums...tonight it's just you and me and a bottle of wesson oil. You'll love it."
ReplyDeleteI think the cat keeps saying "For the love of god please help me!"
ReplyDelete"Drop the restraining order, or your cat dies."
ReplyDeleteWith that hair and sweater, that's probably the closest that guy ever got to pussy. Until the day he got some new duds, got contact lenses, cut the hair, and started an awe inspiring blog with hundreds of followers worshiping his every word.
ReplyDelete"I don't know why the guys thought I would never get a shot of some pussy. Wait'll they see this!"
ReplyDeleteI seriously wonder where this dude is now. So I can avoid that area at all costs.
"There is no escape, Mr. Bond N.E.R.D. will soon rule the world!"
ReplyDeleteFormer Fat Chick - sweet shirt.
ReplyDeleteThe awesomeness of Former Fat Chick's link, times infinity:
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Jon - I thik you're under estimating the awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteI'd say it's at least "infinity to the blackhole". Which is way larger.
...like this much larger (holds arms really far apart).
ReplyDelete(in perfect Klingon)
ReplyDelete"Lets go Beatrice, Battlestar Galictica is on in 20 minutes and mom said I can't come home until I pick up Gram's at the Y... Whats that? Yes Ms. Beatrice I meow you too"
Scampers into salmon colored Geo Metro and putters away into the Iowan sunset...
Swedish Chef - DOTS A GOOD VON!
ReplyDelete"Can I PLEASE take this thing off now? I hate wearing my formal sweater!"
ReplyDeleteNot ALL serial killers start with cats.
ReplyDelete"Me love pussy long time."
ReplyDeleteSit still little pussy...now look what you've done...caused a boner
ReplyDeleteI'm with buffalo- he took the words RIGHT out of my mouth.
ReplyDeleteCora - that one had me laughing out lour when I read it earlier on my blackberry.
ReplyDelete"my new glasses are so chic"
ReplyDeleteNow Mrs Slocombe died, I don't really have to live with this dude, do I ??
ReplyDelete(H.E.L.P)
And the winner is Swedish Chef.
ReplyDelete"One puts the lotion in the basket..."
ReplyDelete"Look into my eyes, no my cat's eyes...now show me your cat"...um, I think I just threw up in mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteHey did you ever see my tweet that said I imagined you like a certain Neal from this same Website you got THAT guy?
ReplyDeleteI laughed and laughed to myself.
Just saying...
I wonder, is this photo only funny now, with the benefit of the passage of time, or was this photo funny from the moment it emerged from the chemicals at the photo lab, given the times as the context from when it came, you know what I mean? I mean, did at one time, in an era where some if not everybody who wore giant aviator glasses and had a mullet and beard thought this was cool, or did people with aviator glasses and mullets immediately see this photo and say, nice picture of your cat, fag! (Because back then we would have been homophobic too)
ReplyDeleteyea, the cat doesn't seem to be having a good time.
ReplyDeleteAlso, did you notice that he seems to be flaring his nostrils? That may be why the cat seems so worried.
*Speaking to Sears Photographer:
ReplyDeleteCan I have just one more of Fluffy Von Meowington? I want to make sure you've got his good side as you see it's for our Myspace page he gets very cwanky when you get his bad side
*begins to rub noese with kitty : Don't chuuuu Mr Mowwington ... Yeeeeesssss..... Yessss you doooooo... Yes you doooooo.... Oh Whoops a hair out of place
*licks the side of kitty head* See? All better...
The only pussy I'll ever hold.
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