I think a great gag would be to:
1) Break into someones house while they're sleeping.
2) Drug them.
3) Tie them to the couch.
4) When they come to, wearing these outfits, my partner and I would then perform this number* (Love Will Keep Us Together from the Lawrence Welk Show)
*Using the same enthusiastic smiles too!
I just kept thinking about them passing the the electric bass player when they leave the stage, as he coughs "losers" into his hand.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I was an ENORMOUS fan of The Lawrence Welk show when I was a kid (we watched it at Grandma's!).
ReplyDeleteI can name ALL of the performers. These two are Bobby and Sissy. Bobby actually had three dance partners throughout the run of the show. Barbara was first, then Sissy, followed by Elaine.
Kill me....
Diane - Haha. That might be true but you need to see the people playing the intruments in the show. Just as nerdy.
ReplyDeleteAnything Fits - Me too. My Nana used to watch it when we went to her house or she came over and visited us.
Haaaaa! Just watched it again. Look at that smile on Bobby.
ReplyDeleteHoney you are one strange man.
ReplyDeleteThere are laws prohibiting this sort of behavior, aren't there?!
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JenJen - yeah right.
ReplyDeletePearl - Not in PA.
Zibbs, I think you have come up with a viable substitute for waterboarding, although the emotional damage from repeated viewings of that may be far more severe.
ReplyDeleteSome Guy - Agreed.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Bringing new meaning to the word 'hotmess'. My mom used to loooove watching the Lawrence Welk show. I think it was the bubble machine that turned her on.
ReplyDeleteWow. That is 2:41 minutes I will never get back.
ReplyDeleteDid Sears provide the wardrobe?
Sears. You don't get something that fine at Sears.
ReplyDelete..and the more I look at this the more he reminds me of Will Farrell
ReplyDeleteI think she has a boner.....
ReplyDeleteYou have a sick sick mind Dr. Zibbs!
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