Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Welcome Home JellyBean And Terrible Acting. Elevator Issues.

Kristen this is for you (he says in the style of the Nanny when she's yelling to Damien in the Omen right before she jumps off the roof).

OK. Here is a clip from the movie Welcome Home JellyBean. I was telling Kristen about it the other day. It's a movie from the 80's about a retarded girl. The retarded gal is played by the girl that was the daughter in the second National Lampoon Vacation movie. She's dead now so don't even try making fun of her.

And the acting is TERRIBLE. It's an insult to retarded people AND elevators. There's no need to watch the clip after the elevator scene but what is going on in there? (Besides the bad acting). Look at the panic that happens when the emergency button is pressed. What's up wid that Holmes?

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  1. The guy at 1:13 does have a point that children like that shouldn't be allowed on elevators. If you can't respect the rules of the elevator, I say you take the stairs.

    That's just me.

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  2. OMFG!!

    Wait, was i the only non-retarded person who felt a little panicky when the person with the plant crammed in the elevator? Wonder what that says about me...hmm.

    A real gem...thanks for sharing with us all.

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  3. Kristen - I agree. I plant in an elevator is like a huge block of ice being brought up a huge flight of stairs or a piano being hoisted on a pully.

    There's ALWAYS gonna be trouble!

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  4. I totally remember that movie!
    How did that chick die?!

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  5. Sybil Law - she died of complications form diabates and a stoke.

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  6. I dont like the title of the movie at all!

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  7. I just watched the elevator part again. Scary!!

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  8. Rascally kids, pushing those rascally emergency buttons, freaking out all the rascally adults..

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  9. Kate - Yup. Rascals. The whole lot of them.

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  10. i pretty much need a copy of this movie for future parties and whatnot.

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  11. Gage - It's a must have but last I checked it wasn't on DVD.

    And what's "And wahtnot"? You mean for Weddings, Funerals and BBQ's? Stuff like that?

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  12. yes, all of the above. Cheesy wedding video of the happy couple as children? Splice a little of this in. Same deal with Funerals, why not?

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  13. If they would have gotten Gerry from the facts of life the movie would have been 10x's better. What's up with the food all over the kitchen walls? What retard eats like that?

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  14. Son of a T- hahah. I was just looking at that. Did you know that Youtube shows the exact middle of a video when it's frozen?

    It's true.

    And look at that splendid retarded mess. And I mean that in the most respectful way. Really I do.

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  16. That is such a great elevator scene.
    I got really creeped out in the kitchen tho. I don't think I'd ever turn my back on this girl. That mom acts like it's no big deal.

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  17. Why would the cake welcome them to Germ? What the hell kind of cake would say that? A sick cake, that's what.

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