I wonder if some guy was at a party one time and he hid behind a window drape. Then...at just the right time... when some snobby ass lady was standing within his reach, he sloooooowly extended the olive grabber (see picture above) that he was holding and grabbed her nip:
Snobby Lady: (slaps face of monocle wearing chap she's talking to) WHY. I. NEVER!
Monocle Guy: (shrugs shoulders) WHAT????
The then the dude with the olive grabber stealthily climbed out the window and escaped into the night.
The perfect crime.
And at the end of the story I was going to add: The End? (with a question mark)
ReplyDeleteBut I didn't want to blow your mind.
The poor Monopoly dude always gets the short end of the stick in these scenarios.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteAs long as there's no cherry grabber, that is.
That could be taken sooo many ways... ugh...
Chris - that slum lord deserves it!!
ReplyDeleteSybil - No comment (per my blog lawyers)
Was the chick's name "Olive"?
ReplyDeleteWhere do you buy these olive grabbers?
ReplyDeletejus' askin...
needs some practical experimentation I thing... ;-)
ReplyDeleteyea--I'm sure this really happened once. Just can't remember where or when.....
ReplyDeleteI use those things in the workshop to pick up small screws and things. Thank goodness your crime did not use an OLIVE FORK!... OUCHHHH! W.C.C.
ReplyDeleteCandy - you can purchase them on the world wide web.
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