As a special Valentine's treat I will be wearing the above "Elephant Underwear" today. I will be riding in the back of a pickup truck. No schedule has been set so probably best to have a buddy so you can alternate standing outside all day so you don't miss me.
When you hear "It's Raining Men" in the distance you'll know I'm almost there so start screaming, "HE'S COMING!!!!"
When I approach I'll stand, give a few shakes and swirls of the trunk and toss bubble gum and hard candy to the crowds while giving a friendly wink and a wave.
Are you going to helicopter?
ReplyDeleteJmumonty - yes. While I walk toward the crowd and in a robotlike voice say, "we wont stop. We wont stop."
ReplyDelete(We meaning my nuts)
that's borderline terrifying.
ReplyDeleteTC - Terrifyingly terrific.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait!!
ReplyDeleteSybil - I'm coming to your state after I do all of PA! And by "do" I mean "pork!"
ReplyDeleteI prefer to sit in a heated tent with a see through plastic front!
ReplyDeleteTMZ.. you are missing it!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Look at Jennifer and Sandi chiming in after FOREVER. Happy V Day!
ReplyDeleteOMG I remember seeing this in a local X-rated shop a couple of weeks ago .. who would have thought somebody I knew is the proud owner (and fits that trunk !)
ReplyDeleteDominica - and what were you doing in an x-rated shop? Hmmm? Hmmm?
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