Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Best Bagel in Chester County. Downingtown Wegmans. And Bagel in Westfield, NJ.


...And kick and two and kick and serve the cream cheese and two and...Oh sorry. I was just thinking about what that bagel logo guy above was probably saying. (And a little ragged on the choppers don't you think?)

That's the bagel logo at Bagel Chateau in Westfield, NJ. I had some the other day when visiting TBY commentors Mr and Mrs Crotchpains. And they were deeeeeelisssshhh!

Here's a picture of the actual bagel:



And look at how the Crotchpains family are all fancy with that plate. I bet they think they're royalty or something. Fancy ass bitches.

And on the subject of bagels you might remember me in a recent post bitching about not being able to find a decent bagel here in Chester County, PA. Well I found one! And guess where I got it? At Wegmans! Man I should have started there on my bagel quest. In case you've never heard of Wegmans they're a regional supermarket chain that I love.

Way to go Wegmans*! Except - as I tweeted you - you really need to get better toasters in your Downingtown store. It takes forever for me to heat my bagel. Other than that you get the THAT BLUE YAK seal of approval.

Oh, if you're wondering what kind of bagel I get? I get the everything. Oh yes I do.

*Also @Wegmans I never heard back from you about me selling you the phrase, "Get your Weg on!" I think I originally proposed $5000 for use of the phrase for two years in all markets. I'm willing to discuss the price but am standing my ground on me being in the commercials.

6 comments:

  1. That plate looks like my mom's set of William Adams' "Andalusia" Transferware.

    Oh.
    Snap.

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  2. Scope - I do not know what you speak?

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  3. We went to Wegmans for the first time the other day after you and I stalked each other at the movies, and I swear that's what people from third world countries must feel like when they go in American supermarkets. It's like a city inside there! Now I want to go shopping there every week except I'd spend too much.

    I'm sorry this is so tenuously related to your post.

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  4. Fancy ass bitches are we? Next time we'll get paper plates so you'll feel more at home.

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