Do you want his body? Do you think he's sexy? Come on baby. Let him know.
Man is that picture disgusting. They've been laughing about it on the Adam Carolla podcast. They'll show it then when people see it they just scream and start laughing. And does anyone listen to podcasts? I should write a post about them. I listen to a lot. What are your favs?
And now here's another Rod Stewart picture below. He looks like somebody's rich Aunt don't you think?
Holy shit.... Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHe must have something to get all the ladies, I guess.
I think it's called millions of dollars.
He totally looks like the Lady Elaine puppet from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. The picture of him in my reader for your post only showed him from the waist up. I wasn't expecting such a disgusting picture.
ReplyDeleteSybil - you know you want it!
ReplyDelete..And nothing against short dudes but do you think she ever carries him in her purse?
ReplyDeleteTom - Haha! Lady Elaine! Great call!
ReplyDelete...and look at Rod in the bottom picture looking all frail and whatnot. I bet he's thinking, "It's cold out here? Where's the car?"
ReplyDeleteI hardly know where to start - how about the pubes? I thought he’d dripped some gravy on the speedo, but then it turns out to be pubic overspill. Of course the teal and melon stripes, the matching top, and peek-a-boo abs (which aren’t bad) are gayer than Richard Simmons’ running shorts.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who collects vintage Mad Men-era cabana sets - boxer swim trunks and a short matching terrycloth-lined robe/shirt, usually in a nautical or tropical theme. He rarely gets the chance to show them off though - he lives in Vermont.
Jeaux - Someone collects that?
ReplyDeleteI don't know where to begin, the smashed pancake boob or the tuft of gross unkept curlys. He needs a manscaper BAD.
ReplyDelete3D Lush - Probably start at the tuft.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you have a two piece just like that in college? But you used to pair it with your high tops and lightning bolt earring.
ReplyDeleteCrotch - it's called being a trendsetter.
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