*Approaches podium*
No. I'm OK...settle down people..settle down.
You might have heard that I was injured recently and am sporting a gash on my forehead. I was NOT in a knife fight. You see, I usually use an atlas in my car as a food tray when I'm eating in my car but today I used this huge binder. It's a huge manual that I tried to slip in a box with books and hand off to the Exton Goodwill until they spotted it. "No manuals Sir!" So I threw it in my backseat.
So after I was done eating (Five Guys Burger and Fries) I heaved this concrete block sized binder into the backseat and the side of it ripped my forehead.
DO NOT PANIC! I'm OK!
The gash is only about an inch long and as thin as a playing card (sideways view) but still. It took a few dabs of a tissue to get the blood off but like I said...I'M OK.
I will now open the room to questions.
I sure hope you have a better story than THAT for the guys.
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Seriously - glad you're okay!!
Dr. Zibbs, Dr. Zibbs... over here please...Dr. Zibbs.. over here....Thank you... Do you plan to file legal action against the binder manufacturer, the manual's author and the Five Guys?
ReplyDeleteChicks dig scars.
ReplyDeleteIf you are into Harry Potter, that's actually a good thing. My son has a scar on his forehead from when he was little and now they call it his Harry Potter scar. The girls in his class love it.
ReplyDeleterg i like it
ReplyDeleteI love that you were trying to pass your old clunky safety manual on to goodwill. When they see your car coming, they probably page for a backup assistant.
ReplyDeleteDoes the manual not instruct you not to stab yourself in the head with it?
ReplyDeleteDr. Zibbs! Dr. Zibbs!
ReplyDeleteYes, thank you... I see some potential for irony in the fact that an object called a “binder” was the cause of a cut. Care to comment?
Jeaux - me no understand.
ReplyDeleteRegular or cajun fries?
ReplyDeleteAndrea - we're talking reg.
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