Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Bridesmaid Dresses, Dumb Books and More! Batman Water Pistol.

Some various pictures for your viewing pleasure:

*talking like a ghost* "Puuuut something innnnnn meeeeeeee."

Photographer: No! You on the left. Step back one step! Do you want these pictures to look stupid or nice?

*In Paul Lynde voice*  "I'm not sure if it's more fun to fill or squirt."

Blond dude: (after 10 minute diatribe) You see...being awesome comes down to one thing. And that one thing is accepting Jesus as your personal savior. *random football hits him in the face*

"I don't know how to tell you this so I'll just come out with it. You my dear...are going to be a STAHHHH!"
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16 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsOctober 24, 2012 at 11:31:00 AM EDT

    Seriously. Look at those Bridesmaid dresses.

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  2. CholeesaOctober 24, 2012 at 12:30:00 PM EDT

    (LARGE LETTTERS:) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Im not sure which is better...the Haunted Vagina, or the "squirt" gun!

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  3. Gage1October 24, 2012 at 2:14:00 PM EDT

    From the author of APESHIT! That sounds like a New York Times bestseller right there!

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  4. Dr ZibbsOctober 24, 2012 at 2:24:00 PM EDT

    TC - he also wrote, "The Faggiest Vampire", "The Baby Jesue Butt Plug" and "I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter."

    I'm not kidding. Look on Amazon.

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  5. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!October 24, 2012 at 3:12:00 PM EDT

    I really hope the bridesmaid on the far right is in drag 'cause those are some seriously manly arms!

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  6. Dr ZibbsOctober 24, 2012 at 3:25:00 PM EDT

    Jkitf haha!!!!

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  7. Gage1October 24, 2012 at 4:12:00 PM EDT

    oh man, priceless. Right now I wish I was still in High School just so I could do a report on one of his gems. Possibly The Morbidly Obese Ninja, The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment or Razor Wire Pubic Hair. GOD, so hard to decide there are just TOO MANY great titles here!

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    1. Dr ZibbsOctober 24, 2012 at 4:40:00 PM EDT

      Tc haha. A "report" and i want to check out that dude's books!

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  8. A Heron's ViewOctober 24, 2012 at 6:25:00 PM EDT

    Are you certain that they were bridesmaids and not brides-men? Their elbows are rather sharply pointed plus their major superficial & anterior muscles were quite well developed :)

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  9. Dr ZibbsOctober 24, 2012 at 7:06:00 PM EDT

    Heron the jury is still out.

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  10. ScopeOctober 24, 2012 at 8:32:00 PM EDT

    "The Haunted Vagina" - I think there was a girl in college with one of those.

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  11. CoraOctober 25, 2012 at 7:48:00 AM EDT

    The Haunted Vagina? Lemme guess, in this story there's a dude who is a "vagina exorcist". Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

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  12. AnnikaOctober 26, 2012 at 6:52:00 AM EDT

    I just fell over from laughing so hard. That's some funny stuff!! And horrible dresses.

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