I'm not a fan of car bumper stickers, magnets or stickers. Thoughts: College - These are OK I guess. Sports Teams - I can kind of und...

Oh my God my brother just told me about this show called Mr G! I've got to see this!!

Have you guys seen the commercial for Max Tall? I like the very first scene where a few guys are going out to lunch and shorty isn't inv...

If you know me you know I love horror movies. And my favorite are Satanic movies. But to tell you the truth I'm usually disappointed in ...

So here's the weird thing. I have no problem not cleaning my plate. Most of the time I eat a meal I won't finish everything and I ha...

Check out my man Robert Plant with Rockpile in 1979.

HAHAHA!!! Check out this Trailer for the 3 Stooges movie by the Farrelly brothers! Coming soon. And my favorite stooge Larry looks hysterica...

Mmmm. Look what I had for an early lunch. In that container you got your... - Gorgonzola stuffed olives. - Feta stuffed olives. - Artichokes...

So I'm walking through the Exton Barnes and Noble the other day and this stops me in my tracks: This is a real book. And it was in the a...

Uh yeah. So uh...the thing is uh.. Neil Sedaka claims to be straight but this is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen. With the hips a...

Not saying that all women have to be super feminine but Jesus Christ! Here's the lady I just saw eating a roast beef sandwich: - Bleach ...

*Confetti falls from ceiling* Today is a very important day.... It's the 5th anniversary of my blog! A little blog called THAT BLUE YAK....

"..Uh baby? You have something like right here....No..right like..under your nose...Yeah I think you need a tissue."

I love traditions. I'd like to share a bit of my Thanksgiving tradition with you the reader. Above is a picture of last year's Thank...

So I was out with my son the other night getting some food at Victory Beer and.... Me: Hey look. I didn't know your Uncle Mike was here...

Here's a song that I listen to on my Ipod. Ike and Tina doing Proud Mary. And check out the booty shake at 3:46. God Dyaaaaaaaaammm!!!!!...

It's true. I went on a computer at the library the other day and when it said, "Would you like to restore your last session?" ...

Here's something that's kind of odd that I was thinking of the other day. When I was between about 8 and 11 for some reason my eyeli...

Remember in the 8th grade at North Junior High when Richard Bulls would draw a picture of Paul Lambert's huge, volzwagon hood domed thum...

I was a party this weekend hosted by a Twitter friend of mine. Had a great time and met some great people. So I was introduced to this one y...

Somebody. Get. My. Spitup Bucket. Because I just woke up and turned the TV on and the Justine Bateman movie "Satisfaction" was on....

When I was a kid, there always seemed to be groups of ants around. Usually from someone dropping a popsicle or some other food. I remember b...

Oh my God my baby girl is 15 today! *big ole' sigh* That's her when she was little. (Sorry for the crappy quality. I took a picture ...

In addition to hobnobbing with kings and being consulted by heads of state I also run in the circle of authors. Take for example my friend A...

Dominica aka @MrsMushiMushi tweeted this to me. Hysterical. Especially the last kid.

Did any of you ever have sex to the song "Hitchin' A Ride?" And you thrusted to the beat of the song? And the expression on yo...

I've always enjoyed talking to interesting strangers. But bore asses? Forget it. And I'm pretty good at sizing people up before I ma...

And speaking of Fudgie the Whale (see last post) are you guys familiar with Carvel and it's commercials? They were huge on the East Coas...

The other night I was listening to comedian Paul F Tompkins* on the Doug Benson podcast. Which lead to this weird ass dream: *cue wavey drea...

I started a band!!! Here's a video. That's me there on the left. Naaaaaaaa. Naaaaaa. Naaaaaaa. That's not me. I posted this vide...