Monday, September 22, 2008

Hottest Guy Has That Special Something

And now something for the ladies:





- He's got style....




- He's got Pa-Zazz!.......





- He's got the gentle touch.....





- Imagine him gazing into your eyes........







- Breathing his breath in your face.........





- Re-presenting............









GENE SHALLOT! You know you want it. Seriously though. Imagine him looking into your eyes, trying to look all sexy. He's breathing through his nose. And it's whistling.......
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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 11:18:00 AM EDT

    Isn't he a Super Mario Brother?

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  2. FalwlessSeptember 22, 2008 at 11:26:00 AM EDT

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA poo

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  3. MJenksSeptember 22, 2008 at 12:33:00 PM EDT

    ...his nose whistling and his moustache waving in the breeze like an unmown field.

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  4. Feisty DemocratSeptember 22, 2008 at 12:39:00 PM EDT

    ...food dropping out of his moustache...

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  5. Feisty DemocratSeptember 22, 2008 at 12:41:00 PM EDT

    I love how you link him to his wikipedia definition, but you misspell his name.

    "I quit, but I get it!"

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  6. Shieldmaiden96September 22, 2008 at 12:59:00 PM EDT

    You just saved me about six bucks. Because I don't think I need lunch now.

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  7. Dr ZibbsSeptember 22, 2008 at 1:11:00 PM EDT

    Mathdude - I spelled it wrong on purpose? I did it as a joke? OK. I'm stupid.

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  8. Some GuySeptember 22, 2008 at 1:30:00 PM EDT

    HOTT!

    PS: This post follows in the tradition of great blog posts about Gene Shalit: http://andsomeguysblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/mr-green-gene.html

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  9. BeckEyeSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:05:00 PM EDT

    Get out of my dreams!

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  10. WhiskeymarieSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:11:00 PM EDT

    All I can think of when I look at him is, "I wonder how much food is trapped in that thing?"
    And
    "Is he gay? Would they even want him? Do WE want him?"

    So. Much. Hair.
    I shudder to think of him in a Speedo.

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  11. MnmomSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:50:00 PM EDT

    If lovin him is wrong, I don't wanna be right

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  12. GwenSeptember 22, 2008 at 3:16:00 PM EDT

    I bet he'd be fun to hang out with.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 3:20:00 PM EDT

    I don't like ANYONE breathing their breath in my face. Not my husband and certainly not Gene Shallot.

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 3:21:00 PM EDT

    I spelled it wrong, too but only because you did it first!

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  15. Jennifer and SandiSeptember 22, 2008 at 3:49:00 PM EDT

    Great.... now I'm going to have nightmares!!!

    - Jennifer

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  16. katrocketSeptember 22, 2008 at 3:54:00 PM EDT

    Gene seems pretty sweet and fun-loving, but it's cruel to make me fall in love with a man I can never have.

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 4:30:00 PM EDT

    Do you think you could find his bow tie on ebay?

    I've been looking for years to find a bow tie that went with my great grandma's quilt.

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 6:12:00 PM EDT

    Your right! He is gross! an he will be home soon.

    (weep)

    Mrs. Shalit

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  19. ModeratorSeptember 22, 2008 at 6:46:00 PM EDT

    How much for a ride on that thing?

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  20. ElizabethSeptember 22, 2008 at 10:52:00 PM EDT

    He's definitely hotter than my husband.

    NOT.

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  21. FalwlessSeptember 22, 2008 at 11:47:00 PM EDT

    This is very insensitive. What if Gene googles his name and finds this post and all of these comments making fun of him? Hmm? Would you say these things to his FACE??? Would you??????

    Easy to be tough on the internets isn't it, Tough Guys??????

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  22. MalcolmSeptember 23, 2008 at 10:44:00 PM EDT

    You should have really scared the ladies (as well as us men) and posted the Playgirl centerfold photo that Gene posed for back in 2002.

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  23. words...words...words...September 24, 2008 at 4:31:00 PM EDT

    I thought this was Bruce Vilanch with a dog's tail across his upper lip. I think that's actually scarier than Gene Shalit.

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